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re: Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:16 am to
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Youre all the same height when youre horizontal


What the frick? No you're not.

Have you ever had sex?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:16 am to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Said KFC is better than Popeyes. Nah, this ain't gonna work out


This isn’t petty. I think that’s actually an early sign of being a serial killer. You did the right thing.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

She said she enjoyed the company of my mom

I thought an Oedipal menage-a-trois with mommy-dearest was the ultimate dream of all southern young men.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Have you ever had sex?

Have you?
Just a saying man, chill tf out
WTH are you doing where height comes into play when a chick is on her back?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:20 am to
Dark arm hair.
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Youre all the same height when youre horizontal


What the frick? No you're not
when you lay down, the height then becomes length

don't be obtuse
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:22 am to
quote:

She said she enjoyed the company of my mom
I thought an Oedipal menage-a-trois with mommy-dearest was the ultimate dream of all southern young men.


not bad. you totally fricked up the Oedipus usage, but i see where you were going.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:22 am to
Rouge, uh.. How did your date go last night?
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:23 am to
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Have you?


Yes.

quote:

WTH are you doing where height comes into play when a chick is on her back?


I'm doing way more than under the covers, lights off, missionary. Has any chick ever let you back into paradise?

You need to learn some moves, rookie m
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 11:25 am
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10532 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Farted in my presence


You really felt like this was grounds for breaking up? Maybe she was just comfortable around you.
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:24 am to
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Rouge, uh.. How did your date go last night?


what the hell are you talking about, old man.

isnt computer time at the home about up for you?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:26 am to
She was cute...OT 7.5...kind of tall and lean.

It was all good except her tits looked like a couple of naval oranges in socks.

Could never get passed it.

The funny thing is that she’s a close relative of Ray Guy, so that was pretty cool.
Posted by geauxfortwo
Livin the dream
Member since Jan 2018
2010 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:26 am to
was a loud drunk
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:27 am to
Getting fake tits when she already had perfect natural ones.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:29 am to
quote:

was a loud drunk


That is, traditionally, the man's role. THIS is why the country is going in the shitter.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:30 am to
quote:

You really felt like this was grounds for breaking up?

If you smelled it you wouldnt be asking me this.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138535 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:30 am to
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Getting fake tits when she already had perfect natural ones.
yeah. that is petty

hope you took them for a few test drives first
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:31 am to
She had a very large clit. But in hindsight, it might have been a dick.
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
28544 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:31 am to
Had two kids and she spelled both of their names incorrectly
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