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re: Personal Hygiene & Grooming Talk: Part 2 - Body Odor

Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:55 am to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164654 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:55 am to
What’s your drying off protocol look like bro?

I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83902 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:58 am to
quote:

I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.

you nasty mofo, I don't think even Pecker can save you
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71842 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
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A thread on how to properly wash your arse?


Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
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I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.


You lie... your butler does that for you.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
Whoops. My bad. Shoulda known you had that covered.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13414 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:01 pm to
Part 4

How to pick up women now that you don’t have bad breath, smell or are hairy
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21717 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:01 pm to
If you take hygiene tips from an anonymous person with the handle Pecker you deserve anything that happens to you as a result.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118096 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:02 pm to
Pecker, I would go as far as to say that the average person doesn't properly clean themselves. Sure, it is good enough to get then by... Getting the obvious dirt and dried skin off of them, but there are some areas that are not so obvious that people may even forget about.. Like... The back of your ears.

That is one of the dirtiest parts on a person. A lot of dead skin gets built up back there and if you don't properly clean it, it just builds up.. So that is something for everyone to be aware of as well.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:06 pm to
Hush, prude.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37830 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:10 pm to
This one sucks. Basically you typed all that crap to tell us to wash our whole body. K. Thanks
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:22 pm to
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hat’s your drying off protocol look like bro?

I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.


I go hard on everything but my hair.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7758 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:24 pm to
Too much, too soon. I'm still wrapping my brain around the treatise on oral hygiene.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5363 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 3:59 pm to
Yep, just call me old fashioned, I guess, bc I respect my wife

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68452 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:17 pm to
Does just letting the shower jet hit you count as washing your back?

k thanks
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32985 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:44 pm to
Pecker, can you advise the best shower head for this? I want to up my game.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18176 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:11 pm to
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Not everyone bathes every day.


I know a lot of older folk who do this very thing, or should I say don't do it. For some of them I think they are afraid they will fall in the tub and break a hip or something, and for others, they probably feel they don't really do anything to get dirty, so why bother.

If you are a working person, you should bathe every day for Christ sake, especially if doing manual labor and working up a sweat.

I once worked with a guy that would slather on Aramis cologne instead of bathing regularly. The mix of B0 and the amount of that sweet smelling crap he used to mask it was overwhelming.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102514 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:19 pm to
I've gone up to a month on backpacking trips without a proper bath except for an occasional dunk in a lake or some such. The first week you can hardly stand yourself. After that you get used to it and it doesn't matter.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36588 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:20 pm to
No baby powder or wet wipes for your arse? Amateur...
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:23 pm to
oral and anal fixation
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138408 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:24 pm to
Which website did you steal this idea for a thread from?
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