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re: Personal Hygiene & Grooming Talk: Part 2 - Body Odor
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:55 am to Pecker
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:55 am to Pecker
What’s your drying off protocol look like bro?
I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:58 am to S
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I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
you nasty mofo, I don't think even Pecker can save you
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to Darth_Vader
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A thread on how to properly wash your arse?

Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to S
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I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
You lie... your butler does that for you.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:00 pm to Pecker
Whoops. My bad. Shoulda known you had that covered.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:01 pm to Pecker
Part 4
How to pick up women now that you don’t have bad breath, smell or are hairy
How to pick up women now that you don’t have bad breath, smell or are hairy
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:01 pm to Pecker
If you take hygiene tips from an anonymous person with the handle Pecker you deserve anything that happens to you as a result.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:02 pm to Pecker
Pecker, I would go as far as to say that the average person doesn't properly clean themselves. Sure, it is good enough to get then by... Getting the obvious dirt and dried skin off of them, but there are some areas that are not so obvious that people may even forget about.. Like... The back of your ears.
That is one of the dirtiest parts on a person. A lot of dead skin gets built up back there and if you don't properly clean it, it just builds up.. So that is something for everyone to be aware of as well.
That is one of the dirtiest parts on a person. A lot of dead skin gets built up back there and if you don't properly clean it, it just builds up.. So that is something for everyone to be aware of as well.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:10 pm to Pecker
This one sucks. Basically you typed all that crap to tell us to wash our whole body. K. Thanks
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:22 pm to S
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hat’s your drying off protocol look like bro?
I usually dab my face, hair, arms, legs, and back, feet, repeat each area, then turn the towel over and go to town on my junk, arse and taint.
I go hard on everything but my hair.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:24 pm to Pecker
Too much, too soon. I'm still wrapping my brain around the treatise on oral hygiene.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 3:59 pm to Titus Pullo
Yep, just call me old fashioned, I guess, bc I respect my wife

Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:17 pm to Pecker
Does just letting the shower jet hit you count as washing your back?
k thanks
k thanks
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:44 pm to Pecker
Pecker, can you advise the best shower head for this? I want to up my game.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:11 pm to Harry Caray
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Not everyone bathes every day.
I know a lot of older folk who do this very thing, or should I say don't do it. For some of them I think they are afraid they will fall in the tub and break a hip or something, and for others, they probably feel they don't really do anything to get dirty, so why bother.
If you are a working person, you should bathe every day for Christ sake, especially if doing manual labor and working up a sweat.
I once worked with a guy that would slather on Aramis cologne instead of bathing regularly. The mix of B0 and the amount of that sweet smelling crap he used to mask it was overwhelming.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:19 pm to gumbo2176
I've gone up to a month on backpacking trips without a proper bath except for an occasional dunk in a lake or some such. The first week you can hardly stand yourself. After that you get used to it and it doesn't matter.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:20 pm to Pecker
No baby powder or wet wipes for your arse? Amateur...
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:24 pm to Pecker
Which website did you steal this idea for a thread from?
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