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People are nicer to me when I have the baby with me
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:13 pm
Dear diary: It's a strange thing and I'm still not used to it. Everyone smiles, holds doors, quick to get out of my way, help with whatever. Women always mirin'. Saying shite like, "she's so cute." "She looks just like her daddy."
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:14 pm to Triple Bogey
No one took me seriously until I put on the mask
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:14 pm to Triple Bogey
damn you could have just walked around with a dog
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:15 pm to Triple Bogey
I hate babies.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:18 pm to Triple Bogey
The zoo and the mall. All those women bend down to that stroller and the chesticles drop right out for your viewing pleasure.
Those were the days.
Those were the days.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:23 pm to el Gaucho
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No one took me seriously until I put on the mask
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:27 pm to Triple Bogey
I have 4 kids and one niece who my wife and I had custody of.
Honestly, I really think babies are overrated. My kids became much more fun and interesting to be around when they hit about two and started walking/talking. It’s not too long before they start saying/doing things that are absolutely hilarious.
Babies? They just lay there. And drool. And poop/pee themselves. How is any of that adorable?
Honestly, I really think babies are overrated. My kids became much more fun and interesting to be around when they hit about two and started walking/talking. It’s not too long before they start saying/doing things that are absolutely hilarious.
Babies? They just lay there. And drool. And poop/pee themselves. How is any of that adorable?
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:30 pm to Triple Bogey
Single dads must get a ton of arse. I take my kid anywhere by myself and it’s like a flock of desperate baby hungry psychopaths.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:30 pm to Triple Bogey
Then you have yet to run into me at a movie theater.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:32 pm to Triple Bogey
My son is 5 months old.
It is ridiculous the number of chicks who approach me when I'm holding him
I was not prepared for that welcome phenomenon of fatherhood.
It is ridiculous the number of chicks who approach me when I'm holding him
I was not prepared for that welcome phenomenon of fatherhood.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:36 pm to TheCaterpillar
If I take it off will you die?
Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:41 pm to Triple Bogey
Can I borrow someones baby tomorrow night?
I might go hit up a bar and see if I can land some chicks.
I might go hit up a bar and see if I can land some chicks.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:11 pm to Triple Bogey
You are welcome for the cute baby
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:16 pm to Triple Bogey
puppies work great too
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:18 pm to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:22 pm to Triple Bogey
Me too
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:23 pm to Triple Bogey
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Women always mirin'.
Die in a fire.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 7:31 pm to Triple Bogey
Are people nicer to her when she is with you?
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:47 pm to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge
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Texas A&M Fan
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You are welcome for the cute baby
Doesn't compute.
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