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Pennsylvania man: Traffic circles are causing all of these tornadoes
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:59 am
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:59 am
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Pennsylvania has seen an unusually high number of tornadoes already this year, including one which recently touched down in Bucks County.
Scientists aren't exactly sure what's behind the uptick, but one Pennsylvania resident has a theory: traffic circles.
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Somehow, this is what a White Haven resident came up with when he called into WNEP's "Talkback 16" segment, in which viewers call the Central Pennsylvania television station and leave voicemails with their opinions on the topics of the day.
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"We didn't have tornadoes here until we started putting in the traffic circles. Cause, on account of the -- you wanna know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes disturbance in the atmosphere, and causes tornadoes."
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:59 am to JOJO Hammer
He’s right you know
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:59 am to JOJO Hammer
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We didn't have tornadoes here until we started putting in the traffic circles. Cause, on account of the -- you wanna know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes disturbance in the atmosphere, and causes tornadoes."
What an idiot.
It's because the wind follows traffic laws, dumbass.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:00 am to JOJO Hammer
This post was edited on 6/10/19 at 11:00 am
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:00 am to JOJO Hammer
AOC goes undercover as Pennsylvania man
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:01 am to JOJO Hammer
The average person is so dumb. Half of the population is even dumber than that.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:02 am to JOJO Hammer
You misspelled Florida Man.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:02 am to JOJO Hammer
More likey caused by Steeler fans twirling their terrible towels
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:02 am to JOJO Hammer
Straight line winds did not exist till the interstate highways were built.
Dont even get started on the disruption toilet flushing has caused
Dont even get started on the disruption toilet flushing has caused
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:03 am to JOJO Hammer
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you wanna know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes disturbance in the atmosphere, and causes tornadoes.
This is why the world needs sterilization
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:06 am to JOJO Hammer
He’d fit in well with the poliboard tbh.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:14 am to JOJO Hammer
The dumbassery of some people
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:24 am to PhilipMarlowe
He could get in that Q thread and wreck shop
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:51 am to JOJO Hammer
Holy shite!! So all we have to do is get rid of the traffic circles and bam, no more tornados! Somebody needs to ask this guy his opinion on hurricanes and earthquakes so we can get rid of those too.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:15 pm to JOJO Hammer
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you wanna know why? When people go round and round in circles, it causes disturbance in the atmosphere, and causes tornadoes."
Dude must to have just watched Butterfly Effect
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:16 pm to tigerfoot
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Dont even get started on the disruption toilet flushing has caused
Well it obviously caused the Great Pacific Gyre. Which in turn is how we get the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
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