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Penis board: Boy Inserts USB Cable Into Penis, stuff ensues
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:10 pm
But hey, what about THIS penis story?
They also include 2 other incidents of Chinese guys shoving tech things into their wangs. Why always Chinese guys? No idea. Maybe it's something to do with communism and scarcity.
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For reasons yet unknown, a Chinese boy stuck a USB cable up his penis, which wound itself into a knot (the cord, not the penis), and required surgery to remove.
The 13-year-old from China’s Heilongjiang province was taken to a hospital last month, according to Singapore’s Strait Times, presumably because he couldn’t pull the cable out. How? Why? I have questions!
Apparently, the teenager cut off one side of the USB connecter before inserting it into his urethra, thank god. It measured 10 centimeters-long, and had reached his bladder, causing blood to appear in his urine, doctors said.
The Times reports that he did it all “out of curiosity.”
They also include 2 other incidents of Chinese guys shoving tech things into their wangs. Why always Chinese guys? No idea. Maybe it's something to do with communism and scarcity.
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Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:11 pm to blueboy
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Chinese
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10 centimeters-long,
Pretty impressive.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:12 pm to blueboy
Me Chinese. Me play trick. Me put wire up my dick
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:12 pm to beerJeep
idiot 
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:13 pm to blueboy
How far did he have to stick it for it to wrap into a knot? Jesus
ETA- oops I stopped reading after the first paragraph
ETA- oops I stopped reading after the first paragraph
This post was edited on 9/12/18 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:13 pm to blueboy
As a 13 year old, I'm sure I did some experiential stuff. But I'm not sure that ever crossed my mind...mostly bc we didnt have USB cords back then.
This post was edited on 9/12/18 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:17 pm to blueboy
Things not to put your penis in (besides a usb cord)
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:42 pm to blueboy
Wong Wang
Posted on 9/12/18 at 7:44 pm to beerJeep
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:09 pm to blueboy
Insert Constanza “Was that Wong?” gif.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:16 pm to blueboy
Someone should tell him thats not how you download porn
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:18 pm to blueboy
I don't know what he was thinking. How was he expecting to solder those pins to make a connection?
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:18 pm to blueboy
Still not as bad as pop rocks.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:20 pm to Placebeaux
Which end of the cable did he start with?
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:29 pm to blueboy
This story should be on this shithole network news segment.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:33 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Pretty impressive.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:36 pm to Placebeaux
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Still not as bad as pop rocks.
This post was edited on 9/12/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:39 pm to blueboy
Hurt my dick just reading that
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:44 pm to blueboy
That kid must read reddit. Sounding. Probably trying to get it into his prostate.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 8:57 pm to blueboy
He could have been trying to charge his phone thinking the body produces natural energy.
Or he was trying to connect his wang to a new virtual app that has touch sensory controls. So you don’t have to use your hands.
Or he was trying to connect his wang to a new virtual app that has touch sensory controls. So you don’t have to use your hands.
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