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Pastor using fake cuss words like "Bullshine“

Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:50 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:50 am
How do you feel about this? We know what he really means to say....
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80987 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:51 am to
Crud
Malarkey
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4392 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:52 am to
Cringe
Fake
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
12441 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:53 am to
Never understood the difference. The intent is what "god" sees not the arbitrary words used to convey that intent. Every dadgummit Bobby Bowden ever spewed reminded me of this.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22739 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:54 am to
Sinner.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23356 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:56 am to
I like it. It’s much better than the alternative. I view it as pastor giving us an example to use when we are out on our own.

Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:56 am to
This is how I feel About it too. I wish these pastors would just let it rip instead of pretending they aren't by saying ridiculous phrases like mother scratcher and sun of a bullfighter.
This post was edited on 1/28/24 at 7:57 am
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85389 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Never understood the difference. The intent is what "god" sees not the arbitrary words used to convey that intent. Every dadgummit Bobby Bowden ever spewed reminded me of this.


Cuss words are for humans. There are a handful you shouldn’t say in certain company, so words like the OP are used instead. It isn’t that complicated.
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 7:57 am to
This is the trashiest thing I’ve ever heard of.

Did you actually experience this?
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36219 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:01 am to
Our pastor cusses every once in a while.
Makes him relatable and he’ll also be the first to tell you he’s a sinner like the rest of us.

Example: a young girl in our church died. Very young. Traffic accident. The church was full to capacity during the funeral. He stood at the front and said, “I don’t know what to say. The only thing that comes to mind is…”

After a long pause, “DAMMIT!!!!”

He got the whole church to repeat after him. I saw young people who had never been in church look at each other and smile.

Clergy are not less prone to sin than us and while they are held to a higher standard, they’re not perfect and shouldn’t be viewed as such.
Posted by DatPelican
TX
Member since May 2018
494 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:05 am to
Sounds like some cringy fricking shite Pastor Derek Carr’s fake arse would say.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4392 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:07 am to
Pastor has no self control
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73139 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:07 am to
That’s what you get for going to church. Fake shite from fake people.
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:08 am to
Don’t care as along as they don’t touch kids
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:09 am to
This is protestant we don't believe in the kid touching stuff.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:10 am to
It's the silliest stuff ever and I have thought that since I was a kid.

Fake curse words are curse words.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26881 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Example: a young girl in our church died. Very young. Traffic accident. The church was full to capacity during the funeral. He stood at the front and said, “I don’t know what to say. The only thing that comes to mind is…” After a long pause, “DAMMIT!!!!” He got the whole church to repeat after him. I saw young people

Seems super weird, forced, and inappropriate.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:11 am to
Reminds me of the smurfs cartoon. They would insert the word smurf for anything. Hey brainy check out the smurf on that smurf!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424659 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:16 am to
The new BSG used "frak" pretty regularly as its fake curse word
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4706 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 8:20 am to
That motherflower needs Jesus.
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