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Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:48 pm to SPEEDY
First read this shite nearly 6 hours ago and it is still cracking me up! 
Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:53 pm to goldennugget
It was your upper lip son
Posted on 7/17/17 at 12:25 am to Nado Jenkins83
I definitely could have cleared a whole airport terminal just now.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 4:16 am to SPEEDY
First 2 thoughts that crossed my mind:
- As I am a firm believer that airplanes push germs into your body at a well above average rate (like a pressure cooker) - I would've been all about getting off that plane quickly given the opportunity.
- Kinda takes that whole "your contents may have shifted during the flight" thing to the next level.
- As I am a firm believer that airplanes push germs into your body at a well above average rate (like a pressure cooker) - I would've been all about getting off that plane quickly given the opportunity.
- Kinda takes that whole "your contents may have shifted during the flight" thing to the next level.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 4:42 am to SPEEDY
I made my girlfriend tear up one time but this is something a man can be proud of.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 5:57 am to SPEEDY
Any accomplices identified? We know who dropped the bomb, but who pulled the finger?
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:16 am to SPEEDY
That's the funniest shite I've read all weekend!
Imagine if you had gas so bad it cleared a plane!
Imagine if you had gas so bad it cleared a plane!
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:40 am to goldennugget
quote:FIFY
I had a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and I swear the guy next to me was either farting or crapped his pants. It was karma.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:18 am to SPEEDY
This reminds me of a flight home from Vegas that was delayed by 8hrs. 3 days of gluttony, rich food, booze, etc... followed by 8hrs of drinking in the airport bar. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that there were multiple cases of pink eye reported by passengers in my immediate vicinity.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:38 am to SPEEDY
Just some trapped wind. That shite is dangerous.
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:59 am to SamuelClemens
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Imagine if you had gas so bad it cleared a plane!
I can completely see how this could happen if you had a protein shake before boarding. In fact, they should probably ban Smoothie Kings in airports. Them protein shake farts are obscenely bad.
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