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re: 'Passed gas’ forces passengers from plane at Raleigh-Durham airport

Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69715 posts
Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:41 pm to
You can't always hold it man
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63296 posts
Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:48 pm to
First read this shite nearly 6 hours ago and it is still cracking me up!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66551 posts
Posted on 7/16/17 at 11:53 pm to
It was your upper lip son
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80828 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 12:25 am to
I definitely could have cleared a whole airport terminal just now.
Posted by West Texas 33
Dillon, TX
Member since Apr 2011
693 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 1:30 am to
Hangover farts
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
7330 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 1:35 am to
Speedy is a busy individual
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30192 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 4:16 am to
First 2 thoughts that crossed my mind:

- As I am a firm believer that airplanes push germs into your body at a well above average rate (like a pressure cooker) - I would've been all about getting off that plane quickly given the opportunity.

- Kinda takes that whole "your contents may have shifted during the flight" thing to the next level.
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 4:42 am to
I made my girlfriend tear up one time but this is something a man can be proud of.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 5:57 am to
Any accomplices identified? We know who dropped the bomb, but who pulled the finger?
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:16 am to
That's the funniest shite I've read all weekend!

Imagine if you had gas so bad it cleared a plane!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 7:40 am to
quote:

I had a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and I swear the guy next to me was either farting or crapped his pants. It was karma.
FIFY
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4233 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:18 am to
This reminds me of a flight home from Vegas that was delayed by 8hrs. 3 days of gluttony, rich food, booze, etc... followed by 8hrs of drinking in the airport bar. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that there were multiple cases of pink eye reported by passengers in my immediate vicinity.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91667 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:38 am to
Just some trapped wind. That shite is dangerous.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11248 posts
Posted on 7/17/17 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Imagine if you had gas so bad it cleared a plane!




I can completely see how this could happen if you had a protein shake before boarding. In fact, they should probably ban Smoothie Kings in airports. Them protein shake farts are obscenely bad.
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