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Parking Lot Drama
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:27 pm
Inspired by the Tesla thread, tell us about your parking lot altercations.
My worst was last year. I'm in a busy grocery store parking lot waiting for someone to pull out so I can take their spot....had my turn signal on to claim that motherfricker. Person pulls out and goes the direction my vehicle is facing. While he's pulling away, this motherfricker in a raggedy arse 1980's looking little Ford Ranger looking pickup truck takes my damn spot. I wait for an older, redneck poor to step out of the truck and ask him "wtf". He gets pissy and, like a child throwing a tantrum, gets back in his shitty truck and changes spots.
I felt like a little bit of a dick given dude was probably in his late '50s or early 60's, even though he was obviously straight up white trash. See him in line at the pharmacy and, with good intentions, go up and apologize for being a dick and explain I was just having a bad day. This fricking hick tells me to frick off and he doesn't care about how my day is going. I keep talking to him, he says get the frick out of his face. I wanted to drop the motherfricker right there but walked away.
Y'all ever come to blows due to parking lot drama, or come close to it?
My worst was last year. I'm in a busy grocery store parking lot waiting for someone to pull out so I can take their spot....had my turn signal on to claim that motherfricker. Person pulls out and goes the direction my vehicle is facing. While he's pulling away, this motherfricker in a raggedy arse 1980's looking little Ford Ranger looking pickup truck takes my damn spot. I wait for an older, redneck poor to step out of the truck and ask him "wtf". He gets pissy and, like a child throwing a tantrum, gets back in his shitty truck and changes spots.
I felt like a little bit of a dick given dude was probably in his late '50s or early 60's, even though he was obviously straight up white trash. See him in line at the pharmacy and, with good intentions, go up and apologize for being a dick and explain I was just having a bad day. This fricking hick tells me to frick off and he doesn't care about how my day is going. I keep talking to him, he says get the frick out of his face. I wanted to drop the motherfricker right there but walked away.
Y'all ever come to blows due to parking lot drama, or come close to it?
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
“Waiting for someone to pull out...”
Stopped reading. Can’t relate
Stopped reading. Can’t relate
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
He probably would have smoked you.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:30 pm to mmmmmbeeer
I've gone to fist over a few things, but never over a parking spot.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:30 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Sounds like you're the trash. Dude may not have noticed you. Evidenced by him getting back in his truck and moving for you.
If he was trash, he would have told you to frick off.
If he was trash, he would have told you to frick off.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:30 pm to mmmmmbeeer
I opened my car door one night and a fraternity brother took out my door while attempting to park next to me.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:31 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Sounds like you were lucky he didn't send a round downrange.
WTF with the following him all around the parking lot trying to be his buddy all of a sudden? I swear something like 95% of y'all here have Asperger's or some shite.
WTF with the following him all around the parking lot trying to be his buddy all of a sudden? I swear something like 95% of y'all here have Asperger's or some shite.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:31 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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waiting for someone to pull out so I can take their spot
Hey you lazy F Tard, go park out where there's 100 empty spots and walk a little/
This is a pet peeve of mine
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:32 pm to mmmmmbeeer
You should have casually informed the gentleman he was approaching the point of catching those hands
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:32 pm to MrSmith65
I'm 6'2" 215 dude was like 5'6" 150....I could have dropped him in a hurry. I give him credit for talking shite and not being scared.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:33 pm to Walking the Earth
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Sounds like you were lucky he didn't send a round downrange.
WTF with the following him all around the parking lot trying to be his buddy all of a sudden? I swear something like 95% of y'all here have Asperger's or some shite.
I didn't follow him anywhere....I saw him in line at the pharmacy as I was going through the store.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:33 pm to mmmmmbeeer
In all seriousness though, most drama I ever had was leaving the grocery store. Thought a dog was crapping in the hedges in front of where I parked. Looked a second time and an elderly woman was standing back up after dropping a deuce and pulling her pants up. She the returned to the passenger seat of the car across from me.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:33 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Unless the parking lot is full or you're old and disabled, waiting on a spot is trashy as frick
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:34 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:34 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:37 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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I'm in a busy grocery store parking lot waiting for someone to pull out so I can take their spot.
You're one of this frickers...
I thought only fat women actually did that
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:37 pm to cubsfan5150
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Unless the parking lot is full or you're old and disabled, waiting on a spot is trashy as frick
FOH man....packed lot and you're coming up an aisle and see someone get in their car to pull out of a prime spot and you don't wait?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:39 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Was having sex in a Galleria parking garage. A security guard on a cushman tooted his horn and told me to beat it.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:40 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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grocery store parking lot waiting for someone to pull out so I can take their spot
How many dollars worth of high-fat, low nutrition food were you there to buy, Lardo?
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