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re: Pair of public masturbators arrested in separate St. Tammany crimes

Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
983 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:12 pm to
Now they can mutually masturbate in the jailhouse. It’s called fore play in the big house.
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:29 pm to
Oh to be young and to be able to jack off to fully clothed women just going about their business...
Posted by dandyjohn
Member since Apr 2009
804 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:44 pm to
Have you ever been outside of Old Mandeville or Covington?
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2236 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:53 pm to
Unless they were standing in their car or the doors wide open ….I don’t understand Louisiana laws at all

Last summer, i was driving my kids in a chick fila parking low and saw some dude jacking off while looking at his phone. I didn’t “see” his penis but definitely knew that motion…i even circled back to confirm before i called the cops but dude was sitting on the parking lot curb - out in public.

Because i didn’t “see” his penis and my children weren’t “exposed”..:they let him go
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65611 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Police arrested two men after they allegedly exposed themselves in parking lots.
Ban Parking Lots
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21143 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

to report a naked man sitting in his vehicle and masturbating


This type of thing didn't happen back in the good old days when we had vinyl seats.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124081 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 4:08 pm to
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Oh to be young and to be able to jack off to fully clothed women just going about their business...



I must be getting old. Yesterday I saw this cute oriental chick walking in this short skirt and these ripped up fishnets, and all I could think was “young lady, does your father know you left the house looking like that? For shame.”

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15545 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 4:11 pm to
Isn't your vehicle an extension of your home?

For insurance purposes it is. If your car is broken into and a valuable item is stolen, your homeowners insurance pays the claim.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55581 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 4:21 pm to
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Have you ever been outside of Old Mandeville or Covington?

I have. I know it's hardly the wealthy WASP(well, you know what i mean enclave it's made out to be
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28799 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 4:27 pm to
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Mandeville


Hate to tell you but most of these guys are caught on the lake front in MANDEVILLE.
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
855 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 5:08 pm to
Well if they actually can identify his penis I might believe them...lets be honest I doubt they seen anything.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33912 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 5:27 pm to
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I must be getting old. Yesterday I saw this cute oriental chick walking in this short skirt and these ripped up fishnets, and all I could think was “young lady, does your father know you left the house looking like that? For shame.”



That's how I talk dirty to them
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63260 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 5:37 pm to
I seent these guys on eFukt.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4907 posts
Posted on 4/27/22 at 5:37 pm to
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Who here hasn't jerked off while sitting naked in a public parking lot?


If this is wrong then I don't want to be right.
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2101 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 2:30 pm to
It’s up to 3 now. Same link as in OP. Updated to include the latest handyman.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35292 posts
Posted on 4/28/22 at 2:31 pm to
Well at least it wasn’t members of local government or law enforcement. Progress for St. tammany
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