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Pair of public masturbators arrested in separate St. Tammany crimes
Posted on 4/27/22 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 4/27/22 at 12:57 pm
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T. TAMMANY - Police arrested two men after they allegedly exposed themselves in parking lots.
Austin Cyr, 22, turned himself in to the St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office on Wednesday after learning of the warrant for his arrest issued earlier this month. Cyr allegedly began masturbating in his vehicle while watching a woman that had pulled into an adjacent parking spot.
Thomas Beall, 37, was arrested Tuesday evening in separate incident after another woman called to report a naked man sitting in his vehicle and masturbating in a public parking lot.
Both men were booked into the St. Tammany Parish Correctional Center for obscenity.
over under if they post here....1.5?
10 pages....
T. TAMMANY - Police arrested two men after they allegedly exposed themselves in parking lots.
Austin Cyr, 22, turned himself in to the St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office on Wednesday after learning of the warrant for his arrest issued earlier this month. Cyr allegedly began masturbating in his vehicle while watching a woman that had pulled into an adjacent parking spot.
Thomas Beall, 37, was arrested Tuesday evening in separate incident after another woman called to report a naked man sitting in his vehicle and masturbating in a public parking lot.
Both men were booked into the St. Tammany Parish Correctional Center for obscenity.
over under if they post here....1.5?
10 pages....
This post was edited on 4/27/22 at 1:01 pm
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Posted on 4/27/22 at 12:57 pm to secfballfan
Thanks for not posting my picture, baw. 
Posted on 4/27/22 at 12:58 pm to secfballfan
Who here hasn't jerked off while sitting naked in a public parking lot?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 12:59 pm to TDsngumbo
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Who here hasn't jerked off while sitting naked in a public parking lot?
I certainly don’t throw stones in a glass house.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:00 pm to TDsngumbo
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Who here hasn't jerked off while sitting naked in a public parking lot?
What’s the difference between public and private masturbating? Someone seeing you?
Seems like a lawyer could play with the “vehicle as an extension of your home” or something like that.
What if you have the windows blacked out? Did these dudes want to be seen?
This post was edited on 4/27/22 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:00 pm to fr33manator
Someone liking what they see, I’d guess.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:01 pm to fr33manator
Isn't your vehicle an extension of your home?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:01 pm to secfballfan
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over under if they post here....1.5?
I think you would have to shade the “Over 1.5” at -400 to get some action on the Under.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:03 pm to WylieTiger
Would backing out and going back into a tunnel repeatedly qualify as public masturbation then?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:03 pm to UncleLester
FWIW I am saying this was a conspiracy and I think all charges will stick...
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:04 pm to TDsngumbo
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Who here hasn't jerked off while sitting naked in a public parking lot?
Castle doctrine may apply here. If you car is an extension of your house, and you can be naked in there why can’t you be that way in a car.
The grand jury should refuse the charges or the judge should throw it out. Like an Orleans parish arrest for murder, is essentially now like tagging and releasing fish.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:04 pm to secfballfan
there simply must be an above average concentration of perverts and degenerates in st tammany parish.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:06 pm to WylieTiger
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Isn't your vehicle an extension of your home?
not for this kind of shooting
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:06 pm to secfballfan
Where did this happen is key?
If Slidell, business as usual.
Covington, not unexpected.
Mandeville (God's country), the FaceBook housewife melt will end the internet.
If Slidell, business as usual.
Covington, not unexpected.
Mandeville (God's country), the FaceBook housewife melt will end the internet.
Posted on 4/27/22 at 1:09 pm to secfballfan
Posted on 4/27/22 at 2:46 pm to O
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Thanks for not posting my picture, baw.
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O
Did you make the face?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 2:48 pm to secfballfan
So what exactly is the crime?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 2:50 pm to secfballfan
Now which one is Oweo?
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:04 pm to secfballfan
Is it ‘Methshore Masturbation Week’???
Posted on 4/27/22 at 3:07 pm to secfballfan
St. Fappany Parish
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