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re: Overrated Lifetime Experiences

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Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:03 pm to
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You can't be poor and live in Juneau

Metarie, yes. New Orleans, you bet. Probably why youre trapped there.



God damn I didn’t think you were that stupid.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19661 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:04 pm to
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First time getting a blowjob


My first blow job was fun to brag to my mates about, but it was a toothy, tortuous event the back seat of a truck that didn’t result in climax.

Of course I told everyone it was amazing.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112725 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:04 pm to
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Alamo
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5468 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:08 pm to
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2 chicks at the same time.


Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme!!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25946 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:08 pm to
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Seriously. I could describe in tremendous detail my first blowjob.


I went to a small (20-25 a grade) high school. Small town girls would were almost all DTF, but they were not into blow jobs. You weren't getting one. Girl comes to the school from a Dallas area high schoo. Friend takes here out - not DTF but gave him a blow job. We definitely weren't men of the world. Her Dad had gotten a divorce and remarried a trophy wife. Daughter read the trophy wife's sex books and figured that blow jobs beat getting knocked up in h.s.

I went out with her my entire senior year. She finally was DTF, but hell, getting a bj was easier and less work.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:13 pm to
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White House Tour


I mean, what are you really expecting? I’ve been to the White House twice, and it’s pretty much how you imagine it. I just think that it is what it is. That being said I think everyone should visit it at least once.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26425 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:13 pm to
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First time getting a blowjob


Your first blowjob?
Or her first time giving one?
ellie kemper link on reddit
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
11132 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:15 pm to
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I mean, what are you really expecting? I’ve been to the White House twice, and it’s pretty much how you imagine it. I just think that it is what it is. That being said I think everyone should visit it at least once.


I've been a couple times as well and a lot of people expect it to be this big/grand thing and it's really not. It's small and cramped and when inside it's kind of hard to believe it's the center of the free world
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25946 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:16 pm to
made me think of this joke

Guy is celebrating his first blowjob.

He goes into a bar and says to the bartender: Line up 10 shots, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!

The bartender pours the shots and says: How about an 11th one free on the house?

The guy goes: Nah, if 10 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:17 pm to
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I've been a couple times as well and a lot of people expect it to be this big/grand thing and it's really not. It's small and cramped and when inside it's kind of hard to believe it's the center of the free world


Yeah, Trump is kind of right that it is a bit of a dump. Save for the Christmas photos and the Rose Garden, it’s really not all that impressive if you just look at the photos. It matched my expectations and I wasn’t disappointed since it’s pretty much how it looks on television. The Capitol and most the Monuments (outside of Roosevelt) are much more impressive than the White House.
This post was edited on 7/5/21 at 4:19 pm
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3731 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:20 pm to
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Concerts/Live music

Finishing high school/college

Christmas time with the family



How to say I’m a laborer without saying I’m a laborer
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
11132 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:21 pm to
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The Capitol and most the Monuments (outside of Roosevelt) are much more impressive than the White House.


The capital building is definitely worth a visit. Supreme court building too.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10714 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:23 pm to
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Nothing worse than the "i bring politics into everything" guy.
You and the other idiots who voted for Biden is worse.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:25 pm to
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The capital building is definitely worth a visit. Supreme court building too.


Definitely. I think you need to go there at least once if you’re an American, but yeah don’t expect anything grand. It is what it is.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5793 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:28 pm to
I actually think most “world renowned” tourist attractions fit this list. It’s hard because if you go to Paris I think you should tour the Louvre. Will you actually have fun doing it? I don’t know. Would you have more fun just putzing around anonymous streets of a neighborhood in Paris with no agenda, stopping for lunch coffee and just observing. Almost certainly.

Things like Stonehenge, Golden Gate Bridge, the pyramids, Notre Dame, etc are fundamentally passive activities. You look around and think this is more crowded than I imagine. There isn’t a lot of engagement with the experience and certainly nothing unique for you versus the other millions of people who have similarly visited.
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5626 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:31 pm to
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Anal


Disagree, if it is with a woman who really enjoys it. Then it is incredible.

[Insert obligatory pegging joke.]
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34723 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:32 pm to
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Typically I'd tell the guy to GTFO with the kid bashing, but my 2 year old daughter today threw a nightmare of a fit that included screaming, flailing on the floor, kicking, knocking things off the table, wrestling and hitting me and my wife, and kept it on for about 30 minutes...

...and it all started at a restaurant because my wife stirred her yogurt.



Amazing, isn't it?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:33 pm to
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It’s hard because if you go to Paris I think you should tour the Louvre. Will you actually have fun doing it? I don’t know.


Here’s the thing with the Louvre: unlike the White House, it’s WAY bigger than you think it is. It’d take a day to go into every room there while the White House you could probably do that in 30 minutes. While some of the art is boring (seriously, Mona Lisa is the most boring artwork in there) the building itself is extremely impressive.

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Things like Stonehenge, Golden Gate Bridge, the pyramids, Notre Dame, etc are fundamentally passive activities. You look around and think this is more crowded than I imagine. There isn’t a lot of engagement with the experience and certainly nothing unique for you versus the other millions of people who have similarly visited.


You seem hard to impress.
This post was edited on 7/5/21 at 4:34 pm
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
11132 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:35 pm to
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Things like Stonehenge, Golden Gate Bridge, the pyramids, Notre Dame, etc are fundamentally passive activities. You look around and think this is more crowded than I imagine. There isn’t a lot of engagement with the experience and certainly nothing unique for you versus the other millions of people who have similarly visited.


I think it depends on the place and what your doing. Visiting the top of the Eiffel Tower was 100% worth it. As was visiting the Vatican and Sistine Chapel. But something like the Spanish Steps, I would agree with you.
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 7/5/21 at 4:39 pm to
Things like Stonehenge, Golden Gate Bridge, the pyramids, Notre Dame, etc are fundamentally passive activities.

I think you fail to realize the depth that goes with these things. You sound like a stick in the mud or have no perspective
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