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Overheard at post office (trashy cruise related)
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:07 pm
Postal worker to woman ahead of me: "I heard you had some excitement on your cruise."
Woman: "yeah, my daughter and I were attacked by a monkey! We got tetanus shots on the boat and start rabies shots next week."
Stay safe, traveling baws, and be sure your medical records are up to date.
Woman: "yeah, my daughter and I were attacked by a monkey! We got tetanus shots on the boat and start rabies shots next week."
Stay safe, traveling baws, and be sure your medical records are up to date.
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Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:08 pm to Jim Rockford
I’ve heard trashier cruise stories in the quad on a Tuesday.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Wasn't in the pool I bet.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:10 pm to Jim Rockford
NOLA jokes incoming ...
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Yeah, but her husband gave a sleepy handjob to an orangutan.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:18 pm to Jim Rockford
Damn. I took a cruise in 2014. It could’ve been me.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:20 pm to Jim Rockford
She sounds pretty racist
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:21 pm to Obtuse1
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Yeah, but her husband gave a sleepy handjob to an orangutan
Sign me up for that...wait I want the orangutan to give me a hand job
This post was edited on 3/29/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:24 pm to Sao
quote:
Wasn't in the pool I bet.
Wait a minute.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:34 pm to Jim Rockford
I think the more important message is that there are monkeys running around freely on a boat armed with rusty nails.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:45 pm to lsudave1
quote:
in the quad
Why is thia still a saying its 2018 you idiot
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:47 pm to mailman
quote:
Why is thia still a saying its 2018 you idiot
quote:
mailman
Obsolete as well.
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Bonobo pussy is better
Posted on 3/29/18 at 11:57 pm to Jim Rockford
not doing it right
Posted on 3/30/18 at 1:36 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Postal worker to woman ahead of me: "I heard you had some excitement on your cruise." Woman: "yeah, my daughter and I were attacked by a monkey! We got tetanus shots on the boat and start rabies shots next week."
Probably just some racist Trump supporter calling the black person who defended themselves a monkey
Posted on 3/30/18 at 6:15 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 3/30/18 at 6:19 am to mailman
I’ve heard bigger idiots use older sayings in the quad last week.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 7:37 am to mailman
quote:quote:
in the quad
Why is thia still a saying its 2018 you idiot
Why wouldn't it be?
Posted on 3/30/18 at 7:41 am to Jim Rockford
Serious question, ring tailed lemur or spider?
Posted on 3/30/18 at 7:42 am to Jim Rockford
Sounds more exotic than a standard day in the white trash south 
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