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re: Over half of America's beaches are covered in poop and unsafe to swim in
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
Seems like a regional problem. Was out on the boat yesterday in SW Florida and we don't have that problem. Cabbage Key, Boca Grande, Cayo Costa all were free of poop.
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:35 pm to tiggerthetooth
They called the shite poop
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:38 pm to Cosmo
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Nothing like a good shite in the ocean. Dont have to worry about wiping. I love it
Watched an interview with an astronaut that did two weeks in an undersea research habitat. For pooping, they used the equivalent of an outhouse… you went into the water under the structure to this construct that had an air pocket cover, and you just shat in the ocean. The problem with this is that fish see your poop as food, and so he recounted how they’d start pecking at his butthole while he was doing his business.
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:39 pm to DesScorp
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Watched an interview with an astronaut that did two weeks in an undersea research habitat. For pooping, they used the equivalent of an outhouse… you went into the water under the structure to this construct that had an air pocket cover, and you just shat in the ocean. The problem with this is that fish see your poop as food, and so he recounted how they’d start pecking at his butthole while he was doing his business.
We can put people on the moon (allegedly) but we couldn't come up with a better system than this?
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:39 pm to ChiTownBammer
According to the linked site East Coast is the best coast (CONUS) w West, Gulf and Great lakes far behind. My local beaches in NE FL had zero percent potentially unsafe days it gets worse further south and along Gulf.
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:41 pm to Cosmo
A took a massive shite while surf fishing off Elmer’s island a week or so ago. Really was a top notch experience
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:42 pm to tiggerthetooth
Hey, yet another reason to prefer the mountains over the beach. Nothing like shite sand clinging to your every nook and cranny.
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
Time to add a brown flag.
Posted on 7/10/23 at 5:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
>Louisiana
>poo beaches

>poo beaches

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