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re: Over half of America's beaches are covered in poop and unsafe to swim in

Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1343 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:29 pm to
Seems like a regional problem. Was out on the boat yesterday in SW Florida and we don't have that problem. Cabbage Key, Boca Grande, Cayo Costa all were free of poop.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
69169 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:35 pm to
They called the shite poop
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8479 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:38 pm to
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Nothing like a good shite in the ocean. Dont have to worry about wiping. I love it


Watched an interview with an astronaut that did two weeks in an undersea research habitat. For pooping, they used the equivalent of an outhouse… you went into the water under the structure to this construct that had an air pocket cover, and you just shat in the ocean. The problem with this is that fish see your poop as food, and so he recounted how they’d start pecking at his butthole while he was doing his business.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22283 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Watched an interview with an astronaut that did two weeks in an undersea research habitat. For pooping, they used the equivalent of an outhouse… you went into the water under the structure to this construct that had an air pocket cover, and you just shat in the ocean. The problem with this is that fish see your poop as food, and so he recounted how they’d start pecking at his butthole while he was doing his business.


We can put people on the moon (allegedly) but we couldn't come up with a better system than this?
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2643 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:39 pm to
According to the linked site East Coast is the best coast (CONUS) w West, Gulf and Great lakes far behind. My local beaches in NE FL had zero percent potentially unsafe days it gets worse further south and along Gulf.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37746 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:41 pm to
A took a massive shite while surf fishing off Elmer’s island a week or so ago. Really was a top notch experience
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66428 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:42 pm to
Hey, yet another reason to prefer the mountains over the beach. Nothing like shite sand clinging to your every nook and cranny.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6864 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 4:48 pm to
Time to add a brown flag.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5769 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 5:16 pm to
>Louisiana

>poo beaches

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