re: Out of Date Expressions

Knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Wherefore art thou?

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Sike!!!

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Or psych...

"I like it rough" now they just say you raped them.

git dat somebitch off mah arse forthwith.

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Swell

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My boss occasionally uses this one.

Lying dog-faced pony soldier.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Gag me with a spoon

I remember the good old days of manual windows and the truck would be missing a handle so you had to swap one handle back and forth to roll each side down