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re: Other than bank account…convince me this 34 yr old/ many times ran through/ is sexy.

Posted on 6/18/24 at 6:17 am to
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 6:17 am to
She’s sold out Wembley 6 times on her current euro tour.

4 albums of the year, tied for most ever.

Biggest musical act ever by several other important metrics.

No, I don’t always get it, but she’s talented and shrewd.. an 80s throwback style. Everyone loves the 80s and she’s milking that cow till it goes to pasture. And then probably shape shift again and sell a zillion records.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8237 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 6:56 am to
She’s an odd combination of being beautiful but not sexy.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31505 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 7:00 am to
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What? Are you 12?

Would be kind of hard to reference watching something 15 years ago if I was
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8109 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 10:40 am to
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1931 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 10:40 am to
very average looking
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3396 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 11:06 am to
Now watch her perform Vigilante shite.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:24 pm to
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I'd suck her arse hole until it changes color

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69275 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:29 pm to
Is she attractive compared to your random 34 yo childless woman? Yeah. She’s reasonably attractive. Is she attractive compared to other top tier celebrities in film, music, television, and social media? Not really. Taylor Swift would be really cute at your local grocery store if she was a history teacher at your hs alma mater that you still occasionally attend football games at.

She’s just not one of those instagram soft-core porn sex objects. If anything, that helps her appeal in the music industry where her fanbase is women. She’s pretty enough to attract some attention, but not so pretty that women get super jealous, bitter, and mean towards her. She’s relatably cute, classic “girl next door”/childhood friend vibe.
This post was edited on 6/18/24 at 1:44 pm
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17211 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:30 pm to
Stove pipe legs.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:31 pm to
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Well frick, now I’m even more attracted to her

Eta: I’ll also admit that I’ll always have a soft spot for her because I remember her starting out on the Country scene earnest as frick. I still remember her performance of Should Have Said No at the… CMAs? And no, not in a creepy way. I’ll always remember the unadulterated joy she showed when she got a standing ovation. Just pure as frick.

I remember that performance.

George Strait couldn't wipe the smile off of his face.

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:31 pm to
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Kelly Clarkson was a lot better looking before she got fat.

Actually, I agree with this.

Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1420 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 1:42 pm to
How many old, crusty men only need their bank account to be sexy?

Boom, case closed.

I am not into her, just pointing out the glaringly obvious.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 2:07 pm to
If you hate teenaged, country singing Taylor, you don’t have a soul
This post was edited on 6/18/24 at 2:08 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69275 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 2:39 pm to
Young Kelly Clarkson was an absolute smoke show. She wasn’t as hot as Carey Underwood, but she was extremely hot.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31505 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 7:20 pm to
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I remember that performance.

George Strait couldn't wipe the smile off of his face.

shite still gives me goosebumps. Watching a human being vulnerably put themselves out there, make the leap, and then watching the flood of emotions wash over them when they realize they nailed it is one of life's great pleasures.
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
11006 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 7:54 pm to
You have the gay.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19081 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 8:08 pm to
You can spot a libtard a mile away BANGS
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66431 posts
Posted on 6/18/24 at 8:12 pm to
Yeah, she's attractive enough to generate interest, but no so hot to make women super jealous. She's just like a classic 7 or something.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1359 posts
Posted on 6/19/24 at 7:15 pm to
She’s 5’10”, fit, and attractive. She can’t dance, but she has more in the bank than many not so small towns.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
14987 posts
Posted on 6/19/24 at 7:16 pm to
She’s average but who cares
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