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re: Other than a ‘dick in a box’, any other equally as good Mothers Day gift ideas for wife?

Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:13 pm to
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New Pyrex measuring cup so she can make me a pie. New Pyrex juicer so she can make me a Key Lime pie. New Tupperware Pie Carrier so she can store that Key Lime pie she made for me.

So this is my husband’s username ….
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:19 pm to
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Don't call or text her.
Don’t think she would answer my call or get my text on Sunday.


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You'll remind her she birthed you and what a failure you are.

Oh she was well aware up until her untimely passing
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20444 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:19 pm to
Ya'll realize when you have little kids you generally get your wife something from/ with them right? I'm assuming that's where SS was going here.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:20 pm to
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Peace and quiet
some moms don’t have a gaggle of unruly mix breed cheerin


Like some
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
4400 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:22 pm to
You are giving your mom a "dick in the box"... wtf
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
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some moms don’t have a gaggle of unruly mix breed cheerin

That’s true, your wife only has a few months left until she has a pair of unruly mix breed cheerin
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 1:44 pm
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:38 pm to
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You are giving your mom a "dick in the box"... wtf


What I was thinking...
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:40 pm to
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any other equally as good Mothers Day gift ideas?


quote:

RealDawg
PIHB


Oedipus complex?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124148 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:42 pm to
Cock in a Sock
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:19 pm to
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That’s true, your wife only has a few months left until she has a pair of unruly mix breed cheerin

Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25980 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:22 pm to
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What is TulaneLSU buying for mother?


He is going to register her for Tigerdroppings so she can post and show the Administrators her pain for banning her son.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25980 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:23 pm to
The best present you can give your wife is to go fishing so she can spend the day relaxing around the house.
Posted by 24nights
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
4778 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:24 pm to
Staying out of prison should be a great gift for her.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19026 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:25 pm to
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The best present you can give your wife is to go fishing so she can spend the day relaxing around the house.


and don't take the kids with you when you go.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19133 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 2:44 pm to
My wife has been hinting at wanting a treadmill...so I'm thinking a push mower. It's like a treadmill, but the scenery changes.
Posted by Walter E Kurtz
upriver
Member since May 2006
936 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 12:10 am to
A spa day so she can get that hairy b-hole waxed
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7414 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 3:27 am to
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‘dick in a box’


Get her the new “bigger dick in a box” with an all new cock smell and taste.

That way you can sit back and crack open a cold one and watch as your wife goes to pound town with someone else.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
425 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 4:14 am to
Glad I ain’t got this shite to worry about. Take her out for dinner
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6124 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:25 am to
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dick in a box’


Give her a box that size she'll be expecting a ring.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 6:38 am to
My wfe is out of town until tomorrow. I'm going to put in a flower bed in the front yard with the kids
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