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Other than a ‘dick in a box’, any other equally as good Mothers Day gift ideas for wife?

Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:40 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:40 pm
I’ll hang up and listen
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 2:22 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:41 pm to
Peace and quiet
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:41 pm to
A turbocharged rabbit?
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9364 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:41 pm to
PIHB

Or Spa Day
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:43 pm to
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‘dick in a box’


Just go with your first thought, keep it simple
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14056 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:43 pm to
About tree fiddy.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30031 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:44 pm to
A Peloton
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 12:46 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:44 pm to
Grandchild
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:44 pm to
That you Oedipus?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35944 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 12:52 pm to
Cock in a cupboard.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:01 pm to
A pair of slippers and a dildo?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:01 pm to
Don't call or text her. You'll remind her she birthed you and what a failure you are.
Posted by NoMoreKnees
Pulaski, TN
Member since Jan 2017
312 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:03 pm to
New Pyrex measuring cup so she can make me a pie.
New Pyrex juicer so she can make me a Key Lime pie.
New Tupperware Pie Carrier so she can store that Key Lime pie she made for me.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15427 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:03 pm to
she may be looking for a planned parenthood subscription
This post was edited on 5/5/22 at 1:04 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41176 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:05 pm to
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You'll remind her she birthed you and what a failure you are.

As degenerate ( ) as SS is, I don’t think he was going to send his own mother a dick in a box

Plus, I’m pretty sure he’s mentioned she’s passed on.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:07 pm to
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Cock in a cupboard.

Prick in a package?

Package in a parcel?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28817 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:09 pm to
i'm buying her a steam mop.


because i'll be the one to use it. my last 3 major purchases for her were a roomba, wireless vacuum, and now a steam mop.

i stay at home all day for work, so she gets an immaculate house out of it.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:09 pm to
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dick in a box


quote:

Mothers Day gift


Dafuq?


quote:

SuperSaint



Oh, nevermind.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20351 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:10 pm to
What is TulaneLSU buying for mother?
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32023 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 1:13 pm to
Rent an upscale hotel room for mom to stay at alone for an entire weekend. My coworkers husband did this and she loved it.

Or get her a fishing charter weekend. That’s what I want.
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