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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:02 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:02 pm
I'm building a boat.

Dimensions are 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width and 30 cubits in height.

Would it be stable? I'd like it to hold enough supplies for forty days and forty nights.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:04 pm to
Stability is a little more involved than just a length x width x height
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38636 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Would it be stable?

depends...do you want to be cleaning up horse shite all over the boat or just in one place?
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17762 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:05 pm to
so scale that down you have an 18ft boat that is 3 foot wide and 1.5 ft high??

No bueno
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:10 pm to
Since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood, and a cubit is a cubed bit, i’d say ‘bout tree fiddy.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

‘bout tree fiddy.


That was the answer I got too.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

so scale that down you have an 18ft boat that is 3 foot wide and 1.5 ft high??


450 × 75 × 45 ft
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
2567 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:16 pm to
Noah's Ark thread is subtle
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9712 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:17 pm to
About tree fiddy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65524 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:20 pm to
“Noah!
What? What you want?
Gotta take one of those hippos out
And bring in another one
What for?
'Cause you got two males down there
And you need to bring in a female
I'm not bringin' nothin' in
You change one of em'
Com'on you know I don't work like that.”
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Noah's Ark thread is subtle


I just want to take the boat out with my three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japeth.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12604 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

I'm building a boat.


quote:

Would it be stable?


I will ignore the fricked up grammar for a moment.

No, it would not be stable with your fat arse in it. Forget loading your three fat kids in there. Don't even think about animals-in pairs or otherwise.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

I will ignore the fricked up grammar for a moment.


What's wrong with the grammar?

And I'm sorry if the reference to animals got you all aroused and made you a jerk.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 5:55 pm
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12604 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

What's wrong with the grammar?


You said: "I'm building a boat." Then asked: "Would it be stable?"

Try these:

1. I'm playing a round of golf. Would I score under par?

OR

2. I'm playing a round of golf. Will I score under par?
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 6:03 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:20 pm to
Do you even syntax, baw?

Oh yeah. And I gave dimensions. You also missed the whole point.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 6:22 pm
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:32 pm to
Good thing this abortion of a thread is anchored
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12604 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

anchored


Just like his fricking boat that he may or may not be in the process of building.

OP, are you building the motherfrickin boat or not, bruh?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

OP, are you building the motherfrickin boat or not, bruh?


I just don’t Noah bout that.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 7:30 pm to
Just remember this:

Center of Gravity

_________________


Center of Buoyancy
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Would it be stable? I'd like it to hold enough supplies for forty days and forty nights.



The Lord told you to build it. He'll take care of any stability issues or any other violations of the laws of Physics.
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