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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:11 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:11 am
My buddy was an amateur fighter for a brief time. He's more of a grappler and I am better with my hands than he is and I wrestled some in high school so I know how to sprawl. We were joking around and he told me how bad he would whoop my arse. I know I would get destroyed in a prolonged grappling match, but think that I would likely knock him out before it came to that. I saw him get knocked out in his last fight and the chin is suspect.

If I lose, I'll be sore and we'll laugh it off, but if I win, it will be pretty violent, since my only path to victory is to sleep him. Part of his persona is being "the fighter", so I question if we'd still be friends if I embarrassed him like that. Should I try and light him up?
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:13 am to
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I would likely knock him out before it came to that.


Lies

And fighting once you are out of your early 20s is about as trashy as it gets
This post was edited on 8/31/20 at 11:14 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:13 am to
I've gotten too old to fight, so I can't relate.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:13 am to
nobody cares
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:13 am to
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:14 am to
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I would likely knock him out before it came to that.




quote:

Lies






quote:

the chin is suspect
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:15 am to
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And fighting once you are out of your early 20s is about as trashy as it gets






In a ring for sport doesn't seem that trashy.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:16 am to
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In a ring for sport doesn't seem that trashy.


You trying to tell me MMA isnt trashy?
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:16 am to
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since my only path to victory is to sleep him

If this is your only game plan for victory then you’re fricked.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:17 am to
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Should I try and light him up?


With a name like

quote:

olgoi khorkhoi


you should just stick to soccer and video games
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:17 am to
I thinks this will lead to tickling, cuddling, and kissing
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:17 am to
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Should I try and light him up?


I think the answer is yes. But only if you film it and post it here afterwards. Otherwise there's no point.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:18 am to
How old are you and this friend? Yall sound trashy.
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:20 am to
Can’t we all just get along?
Posted by J Murdah
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:21 am to
male fighters all have daddy issues
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:21 am to


This post was edited on 8/31/20 at 11:25 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:22 am to
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You trying to tell me MMA isnt trashy?




Well, it is trashy because a lot of the people that do it are trashy, but training unarmed combat and/or sparring isn't trashy. He and I affluent and untatted, so in this case, no.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:24 am to
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Should I try and light him up?


If this involves his prostate, go for it... But I'll pass on watching.

You do you, o.k.?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:26 am to
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If this is your only game plan for victory then you’re fricked.



I can box him up, but without judges, there is no way to claim victory without stopping him. Maybe we set a timer and do rounds and I maintain my distance and don't try for the KO. Without at least a knock down, though, I won't have proved the point that I think needs proving.

But, yes, I'm probably fricked.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14857 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 11:27 am to
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How old are you and this friend?



I'm early 40s and he's probably 35.
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