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OT Fratstars - meet your new King Dude
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:23 pm
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Jake Anderson is a sophomore goalie for the University of Virginia’s club hockey team. On Friday night, he carried a shutout through two periods against in-state rival Virginia Commonwealth, and his team was up 7-0. But as the cliché goes, you never want to celebrate too early. Alas, Anderson couldn’t help himself, succumbing to the sirens' song of frat bro peer pressure and the cold refreshment of a Keystone Light.
Anderson slammed a can of Keystone behind his goal, tossed to him by his Chi Phi fraternity brothers in the stands, during a timeout on the ice. It was just after the second intermission in a game played on Friday night. Being that the ACCHL generally frowns upon its players consuming alcoholic beverages on the ice during games, Anderson was given a 5-minute major penalty and a game misconduct, sending him back to the dressing room where he ... probably did the same thing that got him ejected, come to think of it.

Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:26 pm to Horsemeat
OMG! HE'S SO COOL AND DREAMY!
Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:36 pm to Horsemeat
Keystone, is that what Stone Cold uses?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:06 pm to Horsemeat
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University of Virginia
Probably celebrated the win by raping some poor chick
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:08 pm to Horsemeat
The real tragedy here is that he wasn't taking rails which would have been camouflaged on the ice. Total deniability and 100% frat.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:11 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Who would tell lies on the internet?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:17 pm to HempHead
Keystone is decidely not whatever the adult version of FAF is.
But Keystone for people actually in college is the shite
But Keystone for people actually in college is the shite
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:18 pm to Horsemeat
does club league mean the college doesn't have a team?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:20 pm to joeking
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does club league mean the college doesn't have a team?
You have to get a bid nerd.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm to Horsemeat
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OT Fratstars - meet your new King Dude
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Anderson slammed a can of Keystone behind his goal, tossed to him by his Chi Phi fraternity brothers in the stands, during a timeout on the ice. I

Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:40 pm to HempHead
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You have to get a bid nerd.
not sure what you mean here. guess i'm a nerd for asking a question? is that sort of like you sucking for being a bama fan?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:43 pm to joeking
I have some extra humor lying around if you'd like some.

Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:45 pm to HempHead
not interested in your humor but i'll take some of your hemp.
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