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OT Fratstars - meet your new King Dude

Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:23 pm
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Jake Anderson is a sophomore goalie for the University of Virginia’s club hockey team. On Friday night, he carried a shutout through two periods against in-state rival Virginia Commonwealth, and his team was up 7-0. But as the cliché goes, you never want to celebrate too early. Alas, Anderson couldn’t help himself, succumbing to the sirens' song of frat bro peer pressure and the cold refreshment of a Keystone Light.

Anderson slammed a can of Keystone behind his goal, tossed to him by his Chi Phi fraternity brothers in the stands, during a timeout on the ice. It was just after the second intermission in a game played on Friday night. Being that the ACCHL generally frowns upon its players consuming alcoholic beverages on the ice during games, Anderson was given a 5-minute major penalty and a game misconduct, sending him back to the dressing room where he ... probably did the same thing that got him ejected, come to think of it.


Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:26 pm to
OMG! HE'S SO COOL AND DREAMY!
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:29 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:31 pm to
Look at that gut
Posted by BayouBengals03
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:34 pm to
UVA is so damn frat
Posted by High C
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:36 pm to
Keystone, is that what Stone Cold uses?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Keystone


NF
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 1:38 pm to
lol wut
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 2:52 pm to
Are you kidding me?
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

University of Virginia


Probably celebrated the win by raping some poor chick
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:08 pm to
The real tragedy here is that he wasn't taking rails which would have been camouflaged on the ice. Total deniability and 100% frat.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:10 pm to
What?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:11 pm to
Who would tell lies on the internet?
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:17 pm to
Keystone is decidely not whatever the adult version of FAF is.

But Keystone for people actually in college is the shite
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:18 pm to
does club league mean the college doesn't have a team?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

does club league mean the college doesn't have a team?



You have to get a bid nerd.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm to
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OT Fratstars - meet your new King Dude


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quote:

Anderson slammed a can of Keystone behind his goal, tossed to him by his Chi Phi fraternity brothers in the stands, during a timeout on the ice. I


Posted by joeking
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Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

You have to get a bid nerd.


not sure what you mean here. guess i'm a nerd for asking a question? is that sort of like you sucking for being a bama fan?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:43 pm to
I have some extra humor lying around if you'd like some.
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:45 pm to
not interested in your humor but i'll take some of your hemp.
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