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re: OT females - is an elective C-section “cheating” at delivery?

Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:16 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:16 am to
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Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought that it was only done if necessary, and that women can't opt to have it done that way?

No, women can elect to have a c-section if they want to.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:16 am to
Nothing wrong with a c section if it's needed. But doctors should advise against it without a medical reason for doing so.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:16 am to
#gashtag
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:17 am to
Damn. I may be too irreverant today...
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:17 am to
If your woman willfully gets an unneeded c-section she’s probably cheating on you or plans to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:17 am to
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No, women can elect to have a c-section if they want to.



I'll have to alert the future wife. She is rather scared about childbirth since she's so small and her mother had a history of complicated births. She's afraid I'll give her a giant 10lb baby like I was.
Posted by Brotorious
NOLA
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:17 am to
So, when that baby isn’t coming out we just let the mom and kid die? Tell them cars, A/C and all the other great advances we’ve made as humans are cheating at life.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
86684 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:18 am to
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My mom and 3 other siblings were born on my granny’s bed. Now that’s doing things the old fashioned way.


My grandmother's bed is now my daughter's bed. It is a steel bed and 2 rods on the headboard are bent from her grabbing them during my mom's birth.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:18 am to

Just remind those birds when we go down on them, that episiotomy scar ain't exactly natural or attractive either.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:19 am to
quote:


for who?

the recovery is much easier for a natural birth

c-section is a major surgery, it isn't easy


He's talking about her vagina and being able to feel it instead of it engulfing his pecker and feel like he's banging a pile of wet Kleenex
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:19 am to
quote:

he is rather scared about childbirth since she's so small and her mother had a history of complicated births. She's afraid I'll give her a giant 10lb baby like I was.


this is why my wife had to have 2 c-sections

she is tiny and I make big babies (both close to 9 lbs) and neither had room to turn, so both were breach

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:19 am to
quote:

If your woman willfully gets an unneeded c-section she’s probably cheating on you or plans to


Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:20 am to
You know it’s true - right up there with fake tits
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:20 am to
quote:

So, when that baby isn’t coming out we just let the mom and kid die?

No, they were referring to elective c-sections. I'll go update the OP with that important bit of info.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:20 am to
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He's talking about her vagina and being able to feel it instead of it engulfing his pecker and feel like he's banging a pile of wet Kleenex




pretty sure they can fix that these days
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99614 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:21 am to
quote:

He's talking about her vagina and being able to feel it instead of it engulfing his pecker and feel like he's banging a pile of wet Kleenex



this. C Section is the only way to go

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:21 am to
quote:

she is tiny and I make big babies (both close to 9 lbs) and neither had room to turn, so both were breach



Are you a giant paired with a midget? I've got 15 inches and 105 pounds on mine.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64013 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:21 am to
quote:

A giant c section scar and being cut open is cheating?


Most c-section scars are barely noticeable (if done by a competent doctor) these days.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Man you are really pathetic lately with your stalking me with this stuipd arse meme recently. Even TH03 eventually stopped


bullshite. You start these fake arse stories along with your other spectacular threads like "where do old people hang out?"

You're a try hard attention whore, much worse than Oweo. You start threads for every random arse thought that pops into your pea brain. And let's not forget your Storm2k plagiarism.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7270 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:22 am to
So a 12 week recovery is cheating, but a six week recovery is not?

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