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re: OT drunks and lawyers: is there ever a situation where you consent to breathalyzer?

Posted on 6/8/19 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20238 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 8:40 pm to
I blow really super hard when the tube enters my mouth.

Oh wait, we are talking about DUI’s

Well carrying on. I started getting excited about this thread for once
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
5043 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 9:25 pm to
I did once after failing a couple roadside tests (bright light in the eyes, walk a straight line, backwards ABCs) (for the record, I touched my nose perfectly, with my eyes closed, but it is kinda big). At the station I took the breathalyzer and tested a 0.05. The deputy said "Congratulations, you're only half drunk." and brought me straight back to my jeep.

I paid for the speeding ticket, and quit speeding when I drink.
Posted by GAFF
Georgia
Member since Aug 2010
2752 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 10:02 pm to
I was driving home one rainy night after a few (2-4) beers with friends. I wasn’t trashed but I definitely shouldn’t have been driving. I took a curve too fast and went off the road and through someone’s yard and hit a bird house they had by a flower bed. In the process I blew out my right front tire. I was less than a quarter mile from my house so I limped it on home on the rim. Parked in the driveway, looked at the rim and decided to deal with it in the morning, and went inside and went to sleep. I wake up about an hour later to a county cop banging on my wall telling me to get up (my roommate let him in). He asked me where I had been that night and what happened to my truck. Told him I didn’t know. He cuffed me right there in my living room. He continued to ask me what had happened and I continued to say I couldn’t recall/I didn’t know every time. He put me in the back of the patrol car, he got in and said “first things first, you have the right to remain silent...” I told him I understood my rights and he asked again where I had been. By this point I think to hell with it I’m already going to jail. So I told him where I had been. When he asked how much alcohol I had I asked “am I being charged with a DUI?” He said “not at this time.” So I replied “well I don’t want to answer anymore questions without my lawyer.” He put his clip board down and took me to jail. When it was all said and done I was charged with Failure to notify owner upon striking a fixture (class 3 misdemeanor and $125 ticket) and spent 4 hours in holding. I fully believe the “no questions without my lawyer” comment saved me from a dui.

I realized how lucky I got and it actually straightened me up.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32404 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:42 pm to
These days it doesn’t really matter. They’ve legislated the benefit out of not blowing. When you don’t blow, you’re pretty much pleading guilty or at least making it very difficult on yourself in the courtroom. But, if you know you’re drunk and you blow anyway, you’re 99.9% getting the DWI. If you don’t blow, you’re getting a DWI 95% of the time. So yeah, I guess not blowing earns you about 4% better shot.

Btw, all those numbers were made up but I bet it’s very close to that and I have a good bit of knowledge about such things.
Posted by horndog
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Member since Apr 2007
11999 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:44 pm to
I would consent if I hadnt had a drink.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

If you aren't drinking then what's the problem?


If you’re not drinking then what is your fricking problem
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78655 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:49 pm to
You got a problem, pal??
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:50 pm to
Yeah I absolutely do Paul
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78655 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:58 pm to
With what?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173694 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 11:59 pm to
Probably the same pissants that can’t rub elbows with opulent individuals like ourselves.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78655 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 12:01 am to


quote:

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Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 11:28 am to
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So you got your jollies running off one of the few girls that would post on the OT?


Or maybe her SO finally had enough of 20,000 posts in 11 months. I like you man but you knight way too hard for her. Are you dating her?
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