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re: OT Dads, did you buy the mother of your child a "push present"?

Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by tigerweb
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
1175 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:25 pm to
first=ipad $500.00
second=designer purse $600.00
third=diamond ring $1500.00

I wish I would not of set the bar so high on my first time. I think it is the dumbest thing ever but my wife's friends got stuff so I had to trump whatever they got naturally.
Posted by EveryonesACoach
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
864 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:26 pm to
Good, glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a little absurd.

quote:

subtle.


Was referencing the rich aunt who asked the question, and I'm sure got some nice jewelry for having her kid. If only it was a humble brag
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

but my wife's friends got stuff so I had to trump whatever they got naturally.


Sucker
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:26 pm to
flowers
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:27 pm to
Stupidest shite ever and thankfully the g/f agrees. One of her friends insisted on a "push present" and she told her that the kid is the push present.
This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 1:34 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:28 pm to
I don't really mind the idea of a "push present", but if your wife or g/f insists on one, or gets angry if you do not give one, then you knocked up the wrong woman
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16542 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:29 pm to
frick no. I gave her my seed...thats enough
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

first=ipad $500.00
second=designer purse $600.00
third=diamond ring $1500.00


congrats on marrying a golddigger...
Posted by LSUDav7
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2006
1551 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
I got a charm bracelet from Tiffany's ($100) and we already had name picked out, so I got it engraved.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
Yeah I think a guy wanting to buy a gift for her is a very sweet gesture. But it shouldn't be something the woman expects.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9729 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Never heard of it until one of my wife's aunts asked me if I had something picked out yet. Baby is due in January, and apparently I'm supposed to have a nice gift waiting for her. It sounded like a snobby way of forcing a rich guy to buy his wife jewelry to me. So anyone else do something like this, and what did you give?


Bought her some flowers, bitches love flowers.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

did you buy the mother of your child a "push present"?


I would think no longer having a baby wedged in your vagina would be enough of a gift.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89593 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:31 pm to
Beta as frick. You already gave her a baby. On one occasion, I gave Mrs. Midnight 2 babies on the same day.

Posted by EveryonesACoach
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
864 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:31 pm to
Wife finds most of these kinds of trends stupid. We don't know the gender, those reveal parties and other pinterest nonsense is not her thing. She won't be expecting a present, other than the Whole Foods Turkey and Brie sandwich she hasn't been able to eat for 8 months now haha.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63168 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:31 pm to
Yes. Necklace with our child's birthstone.

She didn't ask for it, but she sure as shite deserved something for the 9 months of pregnancy and the birth itself, which nearly brought me to the floor.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Whole Foods Turkey and Brie sandwich


why can't she eat this?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:33 pm to
No brie for pregnant women

Soft cheeses can contain a bacteria that can harm baby.
This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 1:34 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83615 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

why can't she eat this?


pregnant women are not supposed to eat cold deli meats or soft cheese
Posted by EveryonesACoach
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
864 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

why can't she eat this?


Brie is some kind of soft cheese that doctor thisthatortheother said should be avoided during pregnancy.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

did you buy the mother of your child a "push present"?


no
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