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re: OT business jargon experts, WTF is "change managment?"

Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:28 pm to
A Change management person is the fricker that makes me jump thru hoops before I can release a change I have made to an application into production.
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:30 pm to
Fancy word for "training" [seriously]
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29646 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I'm managing the change of the employment status of some folks this week


Damn, that's sick man
Posted by BruslyTiger
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:33 pm to
That's because we know how you programmers operate.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:35 pm to
I'm a quality manager so I have a little background on this. Its a fancy word for the procedure to revise controlled documents through out a company. these documents could be specifications, safety related or just basic work procedures that a said company runs with.
What a lot of people don't understand or don't want to understand is if a company has special licenses they get audited by the company at least once a year so this management of change shows the history of the documents that gets revised.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
15154 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

A Change management person is the fricker that makes me jump thru hoops before I can release a change I have made to an application into production.



haha pretty much

what this thread tells me is "change management" means alot of different things in alot of places
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 12:38 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:38 pm to
Procedures from documenting, communicating and deploying change within an organization. Usually IT related. Basically it's documenting who did what so we all know who gets fired when something goes sideways. In a word:

Accountability
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5328 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:44 pm to
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In a project management context, change management may refer to a project management process wherein changes to the scope of a project are formally introduced and approved. Wikipedia


This is correct. It's not bs in the engineering world. It's a constant problem for projects of all sizes and if handled incorrectly will result in scope creep and ultimately a blown budget and/or schedule. Which will basically destroy your client relationship. Which in some cases results in a loss of tens of millions of dollars of engineering business. So yeah upper management pays a lot of attention to that 'bs'.
Posted by Tigerlaff
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:44 pm to
It's probably just another corporate-speak/business undergrad BS term that people learn to feel like they have a vocabulary and an education in the sciences.

Change Management: The process whereby a manager endeavors to shift the direction, goal, implementation, public image, or procedural rubric of a project or event into a new area.

Example: Carl routinely drank the last cup of coffee at 10:30 a.m. Carl never made a new pot after finishing one off. Middle management Mike was asked to resolve the situation by Corporate Chris. After several exhortations, middle management Mike realized that Carl did not give a damn about his pleas. Corporate Chris then decided that he needed a Change Manager from business school to make sure that no one wet themselves during this tumultuous period.

Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8721 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 12:57 pm to
I've actually done a lot of this type of consulting, but it can mean different things in different contexts. It's used a lot in IT - basically managing the process of deploying new systems, platforms, apps, training, whatever. It's pretty important, and from what I remember, the whole idea sprung up decades ago when large-scale, C-level visibility projects were blowing budgets and losing huge amounts of money and clients because of scope creep and bad project management.

I've seen it used in manufacturing and healthcare (successfully) and other areas (not so successfully). Virtually all F-500 companies have some change management people on their payrolls now.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15402 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 1:01 pm to
It's the politically correct term for the consultants a company brings in to recommend the downsizing needed but the current execs are to afraid to actually do.

Think the two "Bobs" in office space.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 1:03 pm to
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