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re: OT Ballers, new SUV for the family

Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:52 pm to
Don't understand the "performance suv" thing. Just get a fast car if you have that kinda cash.

It isn't good off road, or towing, or for space, and it's slower than it'd be as a car.

Glad they didn't vax their car tho.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32538 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:57 pm to
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A four door Ferrari. They promised never to do this. Purists will has disappoint.

Lambo came out with the Urus, so I guess they felt that had to do something.
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:58 pm to
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Lambo came out with the Urus, so I guess they felt that had to do something.


Urus... Makes me think to call it the Piss Missile
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:59 pm to
It’s purty. Where do you plug it in?
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
24997 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 4:00 pm to
“SUV” lol. That’s a hatchback…a definite hot hatch.

I do like it though.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3908 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 4:01 pm to
I might have to get more than one at that price.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29765 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 4:38 pm to
Not an electric! Well done Ferrari!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26566 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 4:51 pm to
Can I pull a flat boat with it?
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:09 pm to
My wife would curb-check the frick out of those wheels
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25631 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:13 pm to
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Not paying $1500 for an oil change.


A baller would know Ferrari includes no cost maintenance for 7 years.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36369 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:14 pm to
That dash looks awful
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6980 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:16 pm to
I initially read that as pussorang
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25631 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:31 pm to
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When Ferrari and Lambo are making SUV's you know shite has gone off the deep end.


Ferrari makes models like the Purosangue, Portifino, and Roma so when new money comes into the dealership they can be told "buy one of each of these and attend enough domestic Ferrari events and we will consider selling you a 296, F8, or 812." Then when you buy enough 296s, F8s, and 812s and attend enough international Ferrari events we will consider selling you an F90 or one of the limited versions of the F8 or 812 and maybe get to use the Tailor Made program. Spend enough on those and we will consider letting you buy a hypercar. Then if you have spent enough money on all those and basically live to go to Ferrari events and have been an excellent brand ambassador you might have a shot at getting an Icona series car. Just make sure you don't get blackballed by Maranello during the process.



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