OT baller things I learned today

I was asked by a PA who is chair in the jr league to do a crawfish boil for 20. I have a culinary background in addition to sleep poetry and obliged because it was for charity.

An OT baller TexAg bought the package. I proceeded to visit his home today to boil. He owns a 100+ million dollar company.

Things I learned today:

1) True OT ballers have to call the help to locate hoses.

2) If your garage isn’t air conditioned, your car might sweat

3) in the air condition garage must are Aston martins, lambos, and Bugatti’s

4) the skylight and atrium of your pool room must be 30 ft

5) your kids treehouse must be climate controlled, have a 55 inch qled, and appropriate switches for night time lighting

6) the Bentley must be parked in front the Escalade as the Escalade is the to go vehicle

7) butlers pantry’s can hold a lot of shite

8) beer fridges must be Viking

9) 8 five ton carrier ac units is imperative to stay cool

10) sliding barn door on the trash storage was much better than a gate.