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Ostracism and the first social media

Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:45 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20639 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:45 pm
In ancient Athens, ostracism was a very real thing, literally. In the 5th century BC, every male citizen would decide if they wanted to ostracize someone. If they did, they would vote to kick someone out of the city for 10 years. After that 10 years, he was free to return but if he wasn’t pardoned and he came back before that 10 years, he was killed.

If they did decide they wanted to banish someone, they would vote with pot shards (ostraka). Whoever had the most votes is the guy they kicked out so many years, there were multiple people in the running.

But thousands of these pot shards have survived. And sometimes they’re just as petty as any modern neckbeard typing away on the internet.

Some examples that have been found and I paraphrase:
I vote for John because he is rich and powerful
Jim is a bugger
James should leave Athens and go lay with Mary (his sister) elsewhere
Ron is an a-hole

More are out there but I can’t remember
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197881 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:47 pm to
well Ron IS an a-hole


fricking Ron
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
Why can't we do that on the OT?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:52 pm to
Ancient Greeks were simultaneously very innovative, profound, and insightful while being petty, vengeful, and incredibly superstituous.

Probably because Zeus fricked all of their wives.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:54 pm to
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Probably because Zeus fricked all of their wives


True, but he was hung like a cricket with one of those greek statue peepee cocks.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:58 pm to
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True, but he was hung like a cricket with one of those greek statue peepee cocks.



Why do you think he transformed in to a bull a time or two?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20639 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 1:59 pm to
Not Pericles!

Someone was freaking about an eclipse once. And the guy stammered about how the bad portents. Pericles threw his cloak on the guy and said “are you scared now about the portents? There ain’t no difference between that and the eclipse.”
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:03 pm to
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Why can't we do that on the OT?

Somewhere, Oweo just broke out in cold sweats.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/4/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

In ancient Athens, ostracism was a very real thing, literally. In the 5th century BC, every male citizen would decide if they wanted to ostracize someone. If they did, they would vote to kick someone out of the city for 10 years. After that 10 years, he was free to return but if he wasn’t pardoned and he came back before that 10 years, he was killed.


And we can’t even get rid of OweO for a month
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