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re: One Major Side Effect of Drinking Whiskey, Say Experts

Posted on 4/6/21 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 12:34 pm to
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A study out this week indicates that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant as those who do not.

In a related study, women who drink Long Island Iced Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back of a Camaro with sticky hair.
That's a really well-constructed joke.

I wish I'd have written it.

Thanks for sharing it.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 1:13 pm to
I'm gonna live to be 112
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
60086 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 1:17 pm to
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Now do beer.


It's bad for you.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
31284 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 1:37 pm to
Healthy heart with a shot liver won't do you any good
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8678 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 1:40 pm to
I love Whiskey. Lately I've been all about Woodford Reserve. Used to be really big on Wild Turkey. Nothing relaxes me more than sitting down during a big game with a tumbler of 1-2 shots of whatever I picked up at the liquor store.

But you can get the same results from eating a handful of blueberries without any of the negative side effects.

If you like Whiskey, that's fine. But don't fool yourself. Understand 100% you are putting a carcinogen in your body that is in no way "healthy".
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 1:43 pm to
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I'm gonna live to be 112


I turned 117 last year, but my heart thinks it is 40.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
14108 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 2:29 pm to
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A study out this week indicates that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant as those who do not. In a related study, women who drink Long Island Iced Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back of a Camaro with sticky hair.


That had to be Norm, right?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101862 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 3:59 pm to
Pretty sure it was Colin Quinn in the wake of Norm’s firing.

Quinn had better material but his delivery was shite compared to Norm.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19923 posts
Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:15 pm to
In the US government's patent on cannabinoids, it claims to be a nueroprotectant... on top of being an antioxidant. Your move booze industry.
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