re: On a scale of 1 to Kid Rock: How trashy are kegerators?

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ETA: keeping the lines clean is vital to taste. Most people think that the beer is bad but they don’t take the time to clean the system weekly or after use.

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I second this. Do not underestimate how much time you will spend cleaning it. Research a bit before buying.

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There are many orders of magnitude of trashiness beyond Kid Rock. For instance, did you catch any Tiger King?

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This is what I do right here, drive around and listen to myself singing.

— Joe Exotic



There is a very emotional connection between me and these cats. Extreme.

— Joe Exotic



Just... 20 years of blood, sweat, and tears, and every dime I had... I'm done. I am done.

— Joe Exotic



It's just two complete opposite, different worlds. You know, he's a little more upscale, and I'm working with people that just got out of prison.

— Joe Exotic

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beer balls

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One summer night that my mom went on to coin “midnight escapes” a group of us were camping out behind my house and, uh, aquired 4 from a country club down the road. We were 13/14 years old and while someone in the group knew it was beer none of us knew we needed a tap. So we rode the mile back to my house with these things balanced on the top bar of our bikes between our legs, huffin and puffin and scared shitless that we were going to get caught only to realize we needed a tap when we finally made it back to the camp. One of us decided a flat head screw driver and a hammer would do the trick. So armed with said hammer and flathead I delivered the blow to the keg ball that spewed hot beer 15’ up in the air and soaked everyone of us. Now, imagine us tryto explain why you smell like smoke, sweat, and hot beer. I was never allowed to camp in my back yard again.

All of my buddies, me included, had a pump with our initials on them in wite out.

shite, kegerator was a life goal of mine since high school. I may be trashy, though.

I have a double. Clean your lines after each keg. Get sixtels so you don't have to drink old beer at the end of each one (or drink often), and you can keep it fresh from a variety perspective.

I usually have a stout on along with a lighter option. Stouts last longer so you won't feel rushed to drink both.