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Ole Green Jeans is Always Prowling

Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:08 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3514 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:08 pm
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A picture-perfect marriage proposal on an Alabama lake turned comical when state wildlife officers detained the happy couple for not wearing their life jackets.





Always Wear Protection



Posted by Cledus
God’s Country
Member since May 2021
259 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:14 pm to
I’m neighbors with a green jeans club member. He’s a good ole boy.

However, I did get the shittiest fricking luck one time with one. Had my deer tag in my hand filled out and was going to tag the deer at our skinning shed when one pulled up and wrote me a ticket for not tagging on the kill spot.

ETA: female green jeans could get it.
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 4:23 pm
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:18 pm to
That face is the same one she’ll make when her poor husband asks her for a bj on their wedding night.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4953 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:21 pm to
No joke.....I went to high school with that game warden
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19077 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:26 pm to
The look on her face is priceless. Almost Meme worthy!
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10420 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:26 pm to
Do you have to wear life jackets while on a boat in Alabama?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155725 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:27 pm to
Poor siblings
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3514 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:28 pm to
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Do you have to wear life jackets while on a boat in Alabama?


Depends on whether or not your banging your sister at the time.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11512 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Had my deer tag in my hand filled out and was going to tag the deer


frick green jeans. WHO the frick makes that a crime?

Also, people not wearing a life jacket is non of the governments business, if you are not harming anyone else then they have no business getting involved.
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1002 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Also, people ____________ is non of the governments business, if you are not harming anyone else then they have no business getting involved.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22851 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:45 pm to
Girl on the left could get it. Fiancé has a fat face
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24555 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:53 pm to
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WHO the frick makes that a crime?


The criminals who take the deer to their skinning shed or to their home. The one's who then don't tag the deer so they can illegally kill even more.

Saw it on "North Woods Law". Some degenerates were transporting a moose that was covered with a tarp. One of the guys gave a false name and birthdate. They caught him in the lie but let it go. As they were just shooting the shite one of the wardens lifted a tarp on a trailer and there was a moose leg that was still attached to an untagged moose.

If they had made it home they would have been out there hunting the next day. It is very hard to get Moose tags. They have a lottery system and very few people get them
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Do you have to wear life jackets while on a boat in Alabama?



No.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:59 pm to
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No joke.....I went to high school with that game warden

Which one? The cute one or the chick?

Also, I see Green Jeans wearing his bulletproof vest in his boat, but where's HIS fricking life jacket?
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 5:02 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 4:59 pm to
I'll have sex with everyone in that picture.

Edt: The females
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 5:01 pm
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14610 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 5:00 pm to
Except the blonde and the person all the way to the left, am I right?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I'll have sex with everyone in that picture.
Don't make this weird, weirdo.
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 5:01 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22851 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 5:03 pm to
You’re the weirdest poster on all of TD.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3514 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

I'll have sex with everyone in that picture.


Aww, hell. Now we're all stuck waiting for the next AL.com article discussing their sudden disappearance.




ETA: I also now feel somewhat responsible for their impending torture and death.

This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 5:08 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22851 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 5:06 pm to
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