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re: Old people (or anyone) using phrases they don't know the meaning of.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:29 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:29 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
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quote:
Could look this up, but would rather show my ignorance. Por Que?
did you do this on purpose?
That response was hella on point!
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:35 pm to Mosquito
All doctors who have gone through their pediatric residency know all about "failure to drive."
Oh, and for all intensive purposes.....
Oh, and for all intensive purposes.....
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:05 pm to ByteMe
"Cringe worthy" just sounds so teenage-girlish.
I understand the context, but I always picture a girl seeing a snake or something.
I understand the context, but I always picture a girl seeing a snake or something.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:11 pm to Mosquito
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My dad, who is clueless about modern sayings, once angrily told me a story of some client who was trying pull a fast one, used this phrase "THEN REALIZED HE WAS TRYING TO JERK ME OFF".
Nothing wrong with this statement. Old dudes get it. Just think ahead 30 yrs and your kids will say the same. Jerk off
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:14 pm to Mosquito
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:24 pm to Mosquito
First one should be "tried to jerk me around".
Second one is just hilarious.
Second one is just hilarious.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:25 pm to Cdawg
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Was going to post I know an old man who uses the word a-hole for someone silly or goofy or a jackass. As in, "That guy tripped over a rake. Haha, what an a-hole."
but that's actually awesome. I do that from time to time as well. ETA: call goofy people assholes, not trip on rakes.
This post was edited on 6/14/15 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 6/14/15 at 10:18 pm to Scruffy
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First one should be "tried to jerk me around
I've heard "jerk me around" plenty.
Jerk me off or jerking me off sounds terrible.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 10:34 pm to FT
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I do this. Because of South Park, where Kenny can't afford something, and Cartman goes,"HAH. Kenny, you're such an a-hole."
+1. Using a-hole is a hilarious word to misuse intentionally.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 10:37 pm to MMauler
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Oh, and for all intensive purposes.....
Calm, cool and collective......
Posted on 6/14/15 at 11:09 pm to Mosquito
One of my good friend's mother was telling us a story about chewing out an employ of hers. But instead of "chewed her arse out", she kept saying "I ate her arse out."
The more she repeated it, the harder we laughed. That only encouraged her to narrate the confrontation more, which could only be accurately described as "eating her arse out."
Tears streaming down my face, the both of us giggling like a school girls
The more she repeated it, the harder we laughed. That only encouraged her to narrate the confrontation more, which could only be accurately described as "eating her arse out."
Tears streaming down my face, the both of us giggling like a school girls
This post was edited on 6/14/15 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 6/15/15 at 8:50 am to CrimsonTideMD
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instead of "chewed her arse out", she kept saying "I ate her arse out."
Posted on 6/15/15 at 9:30 am to Mosquito
I know several people that refer to laptop computers as "lab tops".
Posted on 6/15/15 at 9:35 am to CidCock
It could be an unfortunate misunderstanding of the term "box"... or this lady could have known exactly what she was doing.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 9:38 am to terd ferguson
ive seen this online before, but my mom really did use LOL thinking it meant "lots of love" in a text to a family member about a death of a friend of theirs
Posted on 6/15/15 at 11:07 am to terd ferguson
Be careful. This whole thread was removed from the Rant! A family member was pissed!
Posted on 6/15/15 at 11:10 am to DSS50
Yeah I really don't give a shite.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 11:10 am to Mosquito
-Zip it up and zip it out.
-Umm... Well.. Zippity doo da. Bye bye, now.
-Umm... Well.. Zippity doo da. Bye bye, now.
This post was edited on 6/15/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 6/15/15 at 11:10 am to DSS50
Our old preacher one time when I was a kid said "and suddenly he ejaculated loudly to the people in the audience to get right with God!"
I lost it.
I lost it.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 11:12 am to LSUMJ
I had to tell my mom about 3 times that lol doesn't mean "lots of love." It's like she didn't want to believe me.
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