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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer

Posted on 7/11/19 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 3:34 pm to
that flux capacitor needs fuel !
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
1821 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Why in the hell you shopping for uranium?


I wasn't. I needed some strong magnets for a project I was working on and they just happened to sell both.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18778 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Where in the hell can you get uranium?


Libyans
Posted by JohnWicksDawg
Member since Mar 2018
358 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:32 pm to
I thought all uranium was radioactive.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Kentucky Deluxe whiskey.


Get this man to the Food & Drink Board.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16456 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:35 pm to
The article didn't make it clear whether there was actually a rattlesnake in there. I see he said there was but it wasn't listed among the things the cops found. Did this guy just say that hoping they wouldn't search the car?


Never mind, they said they found the rattlesnake in the first paragraph
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53714 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Why in the hell you shopping for uranium?

I wasn't. I needed some strong magnets for a project I was working on and they just happened to sell both.


FBI watch list guy:

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56196 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:50 pm to
Suspended license, stolen car, uranium, probably another DWI, cheap whiskey, firearms......sounds like a helluva Friday night
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29407 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 12:08 am to
Stolen car. Check
Suspended license. Check
Gun. Check
Booze. Check
Rattlesnake. Check
Radioactive Uranium. Check

Looks like he covered all the bases.

Sorry for partying?

This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 12:18 am
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29407 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 12:15 am to
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For real through..sounds like he was going to give someone a multiple choice option in choosing their death
You win the internet’s today baw.


This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 12:18 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6762 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 12:24 am to
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That is one old looking 41 year old. I'm going to be 54 in a few days and he looks old enough to be my dad


Uranium does not thread lightly.
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5148 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 2:32 am to
quote:


Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Sorry for partying?

Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 4:03 am to
"And Oklahoma man has entered the race!"
"Jim, Oklahoma man has a lot of catching up to do, bit this is a good start"
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15776 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:38 am to
quote:

That is one old looking 41 year old. I'm going to be 54 in a few days and he looks old enough to be my dad.

I thought the same thing. I guess that's what stealing cars, while drinking whisky with your rattlesnake while high on uranium does to you.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77928 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:38 am to
Why the long face?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27656 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:40 am to
I always laugh when I cross the Oklahoma border you immediate see billboard after billboard about Meth addiction and Methadone clinics
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5289 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 7:02 am to
quote:

when he noticed a car with an expired tag.


It's always the simplest reason the cop can find to pull someone over that yields the best results. . .

How many times you watch Live PD and seen an officer to pull someone over with a busted taillight, or some other non moving violation only to discover they have a suitcase pharmacy in their trunk.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5341 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 7:12 am to
quote:

I always laugh when I cross the Oklahoma border you immediate see billboard after billboard about Meth addiction and Methadone clinics


No you don’t
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27656 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 7:24 am to
bullshite yes you do. My bro in law lives there and even he jokes about how many you see driving around
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4478 posts
Posted on 7/12/19 at 7:25 am to
quote:

that's what he asked the cop, said his supply was almost depleted


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