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MorbidTheClown
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
that flux capacitor needs fuel !


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Sisyphus
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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Why in the hell you shopping for uranium?


I wasn't. I needed some strong magnets for a project I was working on and they just happened to sell both.


ellunchboxo
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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Where in the hell can you get uranium?


Libyans


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JohnWicksDawg
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
I thought all uranium was radioactive.


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Jim Rockford
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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Kentucky Deluxe whiskey.


Get this man to the Food & Drink Board.


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jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
The article didn't make it clear whether there was actually a rattlesnake in there. I see he said there was but it wasn't listed among the things the cops found. Did this guy just say that hoping they wouldn't search the car?


Never mind, they said they found the rattlesnake in the first paragraph
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High C
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viewing the fall....
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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Why in the hell you shopping for uranium?

I wasn't. I needed some strong magnets for a project I was working on and they just happened to sell both.


FBI watch list guy:

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tigerfoot
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Member since Sep 2006
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
Suspended license, stolen car, uranium, probably another DWI, cheap whiskey, firearms......sounds like a helluva Friday night


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bhtigerfan
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
Stolen car. Check
Suspended license. Check
Gun. Check
Booze. Check
Rattlesnake. Check
Radioactive Uranium. Check

Looks like he covered all the bases.

Sorry for partying?

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bhtigerfan
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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For real through..sounds like he was going to give someone a multiple choice option in choosing their death
You win the internet’s today baw.


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Steadyhands
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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That is one old looking 41 year old. I'm going to be 54 in a few days and he looks old enough to be my dad


Uranium does not thread lightly.


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TouchedTheAxeIn82
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Cal Fan actually (cool UAB dragon!)
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Sorry for partying?

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MontyFranklyn
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Member since Jan 2012
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
"And Oklahoma man has entered the race!"
"Jim, Oklahoma man has a lot of catching up to do, bit this is a good start"


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coolpapaboze
Maryland Fan
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
10992 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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That is one old looking 41 year old. I'm going to be 54 in a few days and he looks old enough to be my dad.

I thought the same thing. I guess that's what stealing cars, while drinking whisky with your rattlesnake while high on uranium does to you.


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SG_Geaux
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re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
Why the long face?


dallastiger55
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Member since Jan 2010
20053 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
I always laugh when I cross the Oklahoma border you immediate see billboard after billboard about Meth addiction and Methadone clinics


WhiskeyThrottle
Member since Nov 2017
1515 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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when he noticed a car with an expired tag.


It's always the simplest reason the cop can find to pull someone over that yields the best results. . .

How many times you watch Live PD and seen an officer to pull someone over with a busted taillight, or some other non moving violation only to discover they have a suitcase pharmacy in their trunk.


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dsides
Member since Jan 2013
2471 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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I always laugh when I cross the Oklahoma border you immediate see billboard after billboard about Meth addiction and Methadone clinics


No you don’t


dallastiger55
LSU Fan
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20053 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
Bull shite yes you do. My bro in law lives there and even he jokes about how many you see driving around


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bengalbait
Florida Fan
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4007 posts

re: Oklahoma man tells Florida man hold my beer
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that's what he asked the cop, said his supply was almost depleted


ISWYDT.


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