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re: Oh to be young again
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:42 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:42 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
Where are the pics pervy old gramps?
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 4:45 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
First, the many wonders of evolution. They are coming out better these days.
Second, we're older. Many of those girls will get a rise out of you.
Third, being older we're more experienced, are far more knowledgeable about the more subtle aspects of their anatomy, and know how to please them. Financial stability, social standing, and for a few of us - political power can be awfully attractive.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the hell out of youth, but it would have been hell on wheels if I knew back then what I know now. Then again, I wouldn't have back then what I have now. That said, it is a blast being in your mid 60's and able to attract girls half your age and enjoying their bodies. Girls like more experienced males who can also show them a good time prior to the bedroom. Normally, they don't mind giving it up under those circumstances. It's a good life married 27 years, got our two kids out on their own, and have been divorced for 11 years. I seriously doubt I will seriously consider another marriage.
Second, we're older. Many of those girls will get a rise out of you.
Third, being older we're more experienced, are far more knowledgeable about the more subtle aspects of their anatomy, and know how to please them. Financial stability, social standing, and for a few of us - political power can be awfully attractive.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the hell out of youth, but it would have been hell on wheels if I knew back then what I know now. Then again, I wouldn't have back then what I have now. That said, it is a blast being in your mid 60's and able to attract girls half your age and enjoying their bodies. Girls like more experienced males who can also show them a good time prior to the bedroom. Normally, they don't mind giving it up under those circumstances. It's a good life married 27 years, got our two kids out on their own, and have been divorced for 11 years. I seriously doubt I will seriously consider another marriage.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:11 pm to airlinehwypanhandler
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Girls are generally whores these days.
At what point in human existence have girls not been 'whores?' Do not think this is a new thing, its just more out in the open as the judgmental boomer generation begin to fall off, or are too old to make it out in public anymore.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:19 pm to kingbob
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It’s like they try to dress in the least flattering way possible.
This is exactly it. They try to dress as close to a bum as possible in class and when studying, that way when they do “dress up”, it’s even more of a drastic change and everyone is like “holy shite, you look so good” blah, blah , blah....
And this isn’t restricted to just college. You can see similar shite at high schools.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:20 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
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My son is a freshman at LSU this year so I went to go see him for a minute and buy him a beer
Trashy
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:28 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
Easy gramps!
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:53 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
quote:What you got against blind people?
He’s almost 19. I know he would be drinking for the game not blind
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:59 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
quote:wait, you think this makes you look better
He’s almost 19. I know he would be drinking for the game not blind
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:03 pm to kingbob
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1. XXXL t-shirt and nike shorts, tennis shoes, no socks, hair in a messy bun
2. Yoga pants, XL long sleeve t-shirt, northface or patsgonia fleece, ugg boots, and maybe ear muffs, a hat, and/or scarf
How isnt this flattering
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:16 pm to SDVTiger
Nothing wrong with option 2.
It’s option 1 that’s unflattering
It’s option 1 that’s unflattering
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:24 pm to kingbob
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It’s option 1 that’s unflattering
Booty shorts with nikes no socks
Ok usa
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:26 pm to Winston Cup
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I am not sure if you can overtakes slippy’s downvote record,
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:50 pm to SDVTiger
It’s the tent of a shirt they’re wearing and the messy bun on top. Plus, nike shorts are anything but form fitting. On most girls, they look like diapers.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 6:58 pm to Joe Burrow for the W
quote:In the late 1980s girls would wear tight short jean skirts that were more than distracting when they'd sit down in a class where the desks were facing each other or they'd bend over to pick up something like a back pack off the ground.
Has this always been the case
Posted on 9/4/19 at 9:51 pm to damnedoldtigah
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First, the many wonders of evolution. They are coming out better these days.
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And this isn’t restricted to just college. You can see similar shite at high schools.
When we were young, there were some very beautiful young ladies, but generally a relative few out of many. Evolution cannot explain why there were a statistically impossible number of stunning young women in my daughter's school class. It must have been something in the water, or steroids in the food chain, or exposure to some form of beauty-inducing radioactivity. I couldn't begin to describe in detail what they were wearing to Halloween and pool parties without running the risk of being banned. One of them herself even described her school uniform as her only "non-thot" outfit.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 10:28 pm to PhantomMenace
The hotties are hotter, but the average is way down because everyone is fat.
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