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Oh the Horror or How I was treated by Racist Immigration officials.

Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:27 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:27 am
When I arrived in the country for my new job with a one year renewable contract, because I stupidly answered a question incorrectly, I was briefly detained in a holding office at the airport . There, two uniformed immigration officials went through my bags and called my employer to verify that my employment was guaranteed. It was not very pleasant as I could have been taken to a plane and deported back to my home country. After about an hour I was released to catch my connecting flight.

When I arrived at the residence I would live at, after about a week, I was visited by two law enforcement officers. They told me they hoped I enjoyed my lengthy stay in their country, but to remember that I was a guest in their country and that I was expected to observe all laws or suffer the consequences. They asked me what my daily schedule would be like and requested the license plate of the car I would be driving. They took my passport for 24 hours to make a copy of it and gave me their business cards. They took a photo of me. They spoke to the owner of the home I was staying in. They told me that if I overstayed my visa I would be fined and after paying the fine, deported and not be allowed back in country for a specific number of years. They followed up with periodic phone calls to my residence ( like twice).

It was all very racist to be asked and required to observe the laws of another country. After decades of therapy I feel I can share this story of how the racistsexisthomophobic TrumpNazis of Japan so cruelly dealt with Your Humble Pimpness. And how only my incredible bravery and courage allowed me to survive this racist treatment. Please send me your thoughts and prayers retroactively.


Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:29 am to
How’s the toilet water taste
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:30 am to
I was given a delightful sports drink called Pocari Sweat.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:30 am to
Que?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:31 am to
You mad, bro?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:31 am to
damn japs
Posted by AndyWoods
Middle
Member since Oct 2018
1131 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:33 am to
I'm really sorry to hear of your mistreatment. I want to offer you three pints of frozen chicken broth, an entire loaf of unleavened bread, and some homemade goat cheese.
Posted by martiansgohome
Maryland
Member since Feb 2004
4650 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:34 am to
Korea is just a wonderful place isn’t it!
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78362 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:38 am to
To make matters worse, because I lived in a rural area, people would randomly look at me, point and say “foreign person” (gaijin). It’s a miracle, but with the help of the fine people at the Asahi and Kirin breweries I somehow survived that Trump White supremacist level of racism.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:39 am to
shite, every time I go to Japan I'm treated like an Emperor
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Please send me your thoughts and prayers retroactively.

I'll pray that you are retroactively sent back to your own country
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77408 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Lsupimp



you used to be a friendly easy going dude.

I feel you spend too much time on the poli board these days my guy
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:41 am to
quote:

shite, every time I go to Japan I'm treated like an Emperor



That's because you have a case of Hershey bars and a couple dozen nylons, Joe
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:41 am to
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Pocari Sweat.

There's a blast from the past. Loved that stuff.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

a couple dozen nylons


sometimes find stray ones left in my hotel room
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Japan


'tis a silly place.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9924 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:46 am to
quote:

When I arrived at the residence I would live at, after about a week, I was visited by two law enforcement officers. They told me they hoped I enjoyed my lengthy stay in their country, but to remember that I was a guest in their country and that I was expected to observe all laws or suffer the consequences. They asked me what my daily schedule would be like and requested the license plate of the car I would be driving. They took my passport for 24 hours to make a copy of it and gave me their business cards. They took a photo of me. They spoke to the owner of the home I was staying in. They told me that if I overstayed my visa I would be fined and after paying the fine, deported and not be allowed back in country for a specific number of years. They followed up with periodic phone calls to my residence ( like twice).


Awesome! I am impressed with their diligence.
Keep up the good work guys.



ETA: Didn't realize that the country was Japan.
frick, we should learn from them!
This post was edited on 8/8/19 at 9:49 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72026 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:48 am to
Scruffy knew this was Japan.

Their immigration process is fricking strict.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7832 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:48 am to
Did you use the bidet?

Please advise.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 8/8/19 at 9:48 am to
quote:

When I arrived in the country for my new job with a one year renewable contract, because I stupidly answered a question incorrectly, I was briefly detained in a holding office at the airport .


As Fred Sanford would say, "Don't be a dummy". You brought all of this on for being stupid, congrats. they should of kept you longer, frick you
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