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re: Oh no Ozempic bros, you may lose your hair in your quest to be thin

Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by UnwipedBBL
Member since Oct 2026
101 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:45 pm to
Ozempic makes you lose weight, hair, and dignity.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:52 pm to
Hair is overrated!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
486493 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:52 pm to
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They're just scratching the surface of GLP-1 side effects

They have been researching this for 20+ years

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The ozempic wrinkles are real. It eats all the good fat deposits

Ozempic does not "eat" anything. These wrinkles would happen if the people just started eating less without the meds.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
486493 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:53 pm to
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Novo is working day and night on hair loss meds. For real.

I was going to bring this up but I didn't want the usual suspects to melt
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31848 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:55 pm to
Hair growth and skin care. They decided to avoid shite that people need and focus on what people want.
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2488 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:01 pm to
Would you rather lose your hair or die of a heart attack?

Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
7020 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:02 pm to
LINK

Ok. I’m sure it’s another false flag. I’m signing up for some first thing Monday morning. I’ll roll the dice.
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19755 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:18 pm to
No one is taking glp 1 anymore FFS
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13470 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:27 pm to
I don’t understand why do we care if people are taking ozempic or not? Or anything else
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57625 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:29 pm to
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Depends on how fat...10-15lbs, hell no give me the full head of hair

You are still over weight and disgusting.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81989 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:41 pm to
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I don’t understand why do we care if people are taking ozempic or not? Or anything else
Because there are fatties on this board who cant afford it.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81989 posts
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:43 pm to
You are responding to some low IQ stupid frickers. That's an impossible task.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13470 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 6:14 am to
And how does this affect you??
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
486493 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 7:08 am to
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So you wake up being a pathetic little triggered bitch.

Wait what?

Calling dumb people, dumb doesn't mean you're triggered, especially on the internet. That's about 30% of historical internet content is calling dumb people who don't realize they're dumb, what they are.

I bet his psychological state was towards the opposite of "triggered" and was much more joyous/fun
This post was edited on 10/4/26 at 7:13 am
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4726 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 7:20 am to
What hair?

Whudt about muh back hairs?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13806 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 8:58 am to
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These fake hormones, aka GLP- 1 agonists, have some serious side effects:


My favorite funny side effect of a GLP-1 has to be an infection of the taint that Jardiance mentions but they call it the medical definition of it, the perineal area.
Posted by tigerbait0224
Pineville, La.
Member since Aug 2009
125 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 9:12 am to
Definitely good chance of losing gall bladder.I know that for a fact.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
7113 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 9:53 am to
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You are still over weight and disgusting.


But still not bald
This post was edited on 10/4/26 at 10:00 am
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10589 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 10:31 am to
It’s probably either the bodies stress response from such a drastic change so quickly and/or a nutritional deficit due to more or less the same thing
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65565 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 10:57 am to
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WTF are you taking about and who is "pirate"?


Oh how cute. You’re playing coy. He’s your buddy that you’ve knighted for in two threads over the past week. He’s as much of a moron as you are.

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I just see you bleeding like a gaping vag in every thread and like to send you over the rails. 100% of the time it works every time.


Now what the frick are you talking about? I called your buddy a retard in this thread and then you popped up. Last week I said that I didn’t believe in Noah’s Ark, and you and your buddy cried like little bitches as if I told you that Santa Claus wasn’t real and it hurt your feelings. If anyone is bleeding like a vagina, it’s you and pirate.

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You weak little 4'-8" metrosexual figs are easy pickings.


Are you confusing me with Mingo or something, or are you just not creative with insults? That’s a rhetorical question by the way.
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