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Office Christmas Party Story
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:36 am
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:36 am
Last Friday night we went to my wife's XMAS party held at a well known Houston Country Club
My wife works for a large, public, international company and the party was for the NAM HQ. Slacks and coat, no jeans kind of party. About 200 people attending.
One of the company payroll admins is an African American guy, about 28y/o. His "date" was a latin girl, very pretty, and VERY scantily dressed. She had on a short dress with a deep cut out front that exhibited her ample breasts. In short she looked like a pro or at the very least a stripper that he hired for the night.
She was dancing and drinking and having a good time, very much the center of attention. The party had an open bar.
Around the middle of the night, they were in a large group doing shots and cutting up. Towards the end of the night, we are preparing to leave and I see the girl standing by the end of the bar alone and looking drunk and sad. We left, I didnt think anything else about it
my wife had a social gathering last night with her department and she got the full scoop on what happened with Tits McGee after we left.
Tits McGee left her date to go to the bathroom and she peed TWICE in the hall in front of the women's bathrooms.
Once on a sofa, once on the carpet.
She sort of passed out on the carpet and a few of the women tried to cover up her naked vagina on full display. They go get him to tell him to come get her and he gathers up to take her home. She puked in a potted plant near the doorway of the building on her way out.
Management announced this week that they will no longer have a open bar at company functions, alcohol will be managed with a drink ticket allotment.
So in order:
1. he took a "date" to his company Christmas party that looked like a prostitute
2. she was wildly inappropriately dressed
3. he became a center of unwanted attention from the highest level of the NAM Management team
4. he had the embarrassment of her peeing, puking and exposing herself
5. he is responsible for a policy change that affects everyone going to the party for the future
6. there is NO WAY he got laid for all of his trouble unless he is a rapist
outstanding work young man
My wife works for a large, public, international company and the party was for the NAM HQ. Slacks and coat, no jeans kind of party. About 200 people attending.
One of the company payroll admins is an African American guy, about 28y/o. His "date" was a latin girl, very pretty, and VERY scantily dressed. She had on a short dress with a deep cut out front that exhibited her ample breasts. In short she looked like a pro or at the very least a stripper that he hired for the night.
She was dancing and drinking and having a good time, very much the center of attention. The party had an open bar.
Around the middle of the night, they were in a large group doing shots and cutting up. Towards the end of the night, we are preparing to leave and I see the girl standing by the end of the bar alone and looking drunk and sad. We left, I didnt think anything else about it
my wife had a social gathering last night with her department and she got the full scoop on what happened with Tits McGee after we left.
Tits McGee left her date to go to the bathroom and she peed TWICE in the hall in front of the women's bathrooms.
Once on a sofa, once on the carpet.
She sort of passed out on the carpet and a few of the women tried to cover up her naked vagina on full display. They go get him to tell him to come get her and he gathers up to take her home. She puked in a potted plant near the doorway of the building on her way out.
Management announced this week that they will no longer have a open bar at company functions, alcohol will be managed with a drink ticket allotment.
So in order:
1. he took a "date" to his company Christmas party that looked like a prostitute
2. she was wildly inappropriately dressed
3. he became a center of unwanted attention from the highest level of the NAM Management team
4. he had the embarrassment of her peeing, puking and exposing herself
5. he is responsible for a policy change that affects everyone going to the party for the future
6. there is NO WAY he got laid for all of his trouble unless he is a rapist
outstanding work young man
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 11:46 am
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:39 am to supatigah
That’s a good story.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:40 am to supatigah
Sorry for partying
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:40 am to supatigah
Woman gets too drunk at company Christmas party.
Have you sold the movie rights yet?
Have you sold the movie rights yet?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:40 am to supatigah
trashy is an understatement here
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:41 am to supatigah
One time I fed my snake some beer. It slithered this way and that. It was all fricked up.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:41 am to supatigah
I thought you said “funny”.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:44 am to supatigah
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Funny Office Christmas Party Story
I fail to find humor in any of that
.....had you come with pictures of said naked vagina, then we are talking
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:44 am to supatigah
Wouldn't say it's funny
Good story though.
Downvote for no pics
Good story though.
Downvote for no pics
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:45 am to Mo Jeaux
The thing is her behavior would cause the story to live on by itself but having a policy change means it lives on forever
That is an impressive feat
That is an impressive feat
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:45 am to supatigah
I hope the young lady felt ok the next day.
W.O'reilly
W.O'reilly
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:46 am to supatigah
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:46 am to supatigah
I would be upset about the policy changes, but I never really understood people who get trashed at company gatherings. Same reason New Years sucks. All the amateur drinkers come out and act like they know what they are doing.
Stupid bitch. You need to be puttin in the work 365. Don’t try and hang with the big dogs like supatigahs wife when you haven’t had a carb in 6 months. Some of us work very hard to maintain a high tolerance and you go and make alcohol look like the problem.
Stupid bitch. You need to be puttin in the work 365. Don’t try and hang with the big dogs like supatigahs wife when you haven’t had a carb in 6 months. Some of us work very hard to maintain a high tolerance and you go and make alcohol look like the problem.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:46 am to supatigah
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he party was for the NAM
Can't call it Nam unless you been there.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:46 am to Nado Jenkins83
Edited the title to accommodate those who don’t find nudity, peeing and puking at a office party to be funny
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:47 am to supatigah
Do everyone on here a solid and find some pictures of the date he took.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:48 am to supatigah
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a well known Houston Country Club
Subtle river oaks brag
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:49 am to shutterspeed
northwest assistance ministries
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:49 am to BlindTiger7
That is a regret, didn’t get any pics
Posted on 12/15/18 at 11:49 am to supatigah
quote:
Edited the title to accommodate those who don’t find nudity, peeing and puking at a office party to be funny
And you came with zero evidence of any....not funny
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