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Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
2683 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:30 pm to
Gather some info and we can find her. Plenty of OT detectives on here
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:24 pm to
I'd invite her to the next party. She sounds like she made a boring party fun
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64010 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:42 pm to
Ticket system implemented at my wife employers Christmas parties too. I just slip the bartender a 20 when I get there and make sure to keep going back to the same bartender.

Tonight is this year's CP, hopefully I'll have a story to tell as good as OP.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17009 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:55 pm to
This makes for awesome stories but it’s also why i am really against dates or significant others at the company parties.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:58 pm to
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Tits McGee left her date to go to the bathroom and she peed TWICE in the hall in front of the women's bathrooms. Once on a sofa, once on the carpet.


Is she a stripper or a cocker spaniel? Either way, just wack her in the snoot with a newspaper and yell "no". That'll learn her.
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 1:59 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:05 pm to
I will give as many fricks about your story as the number of pics of Tits McGee you post.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63015 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:12 pm to
Lots of haterz in here for an admin thread. I bet someone got banned.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:17 pm to
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Lots of haterz in here for an admin thread. I bet someone got banned.


Yep. That's why I sucked up to him. It's what a twat has to do.

It was a damn fine story.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63015 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:18 pm to
Best story I've read in a while, to be honest. I'll probably retell it as my own.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:19 pm to
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Houston Country Club
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women's bathrooms


Well, I'm guessing it wasn't Lochinvar Golf Club. The last time I was there the member I played golf with told me that there were no ladies rooms and women were not allowed on the property.

I would guess that the member who sponsored your wife's company party is thoroughly embarrassed.

Merry Christmas, right?
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:22 pm to
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I'll probably retell it as my own.




I don't blame you. No offense, but I don't think you'll be able to capture the magic like Supa did. The imagery, content... it was like being there... I'm still chuckling quietly.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:23 pm to
We had a guy go to the hospital 2 years ago after our CEO bought several rounds of shots.....we now have a Thursday night happy hour instead of a full-blown dinner, with after-party.

Still gets pretty rowdy, but they can shut it down if it gets out of control. Then the younger crowd will just move venues while the older crowd heads to bed.
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 2:24 pm
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18519 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:46 pm to
I could have used more details about the naked vagina, but all in all it was an enjoyable tale catching the essence of office Christmas parties.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:52 pm to
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I could have used more details about the naked vagina, but all in all it was an enjoyable tale catching the essence of office Christmas parties.

looking forward to tonight's party the old lady has a bunch of hot women at her workplace, they all love to dress slutty and flirt, for some reason they all love to hang all over me, I probably remind them of their granddad or something
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:13 pm to
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some reason they all love to hang all over me, I probably remind them of their granddad or something




They probably want you to introduce them to Gary Sinise, the founder of the charity where you work.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:14 pm to
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Gary Sinise, the founder of the charity where you work.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9858 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:15 pm to
can you get me her numero?
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12417 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:17 pm to
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I would be upset about the policy changes, but I never really understood people who get trashed at company gatherings.


One of the trashiest things someone can do TBH.

Several years ago, a Director at my previous company got absolutely wrecked at the company Christmas party. She was always a hot mess anyway, but this was over the top.

She showed up to the party trashed with a random guy and proceeded to get sloppy, crying, falling down, blackout drunk. This was a fairly small company (~500 employees across the country), and our local branch office had only about 75 employees, so everyone knew everyone well and there was no blending in. The two C-level execs who were there pissed, and I ended up having to get her an Uber home because her date abruptly left after announcing she wasn't his responsibility because they weren't a couple.

The top ranking exec at our branch changed the open bar policy for future parties, and the Director got told to look for other jobs about a month later and ended up leaving shortly thereafter.

Moral of the story - don't get shitfaced and act like a dumbass at an office party.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11373 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:19 pm to
No pics??

The frick?
Posted by Lando789
Member since Nov 2018
307 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:23 pm to
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