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Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:24 pm to supatigah
I'd invite her to the next party. She sounds like she made a boring party fun
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:42 pm to supatigah
Ticket system implemented at my wife employers Christmas parties too. I just slip the bartender a 20 when I get there and make sure to keep going back to the same bartender.
Tonight is this year's CP, hopefully I'll have a story to tell as good as OP.
Tonight is this year's CP, hopefully I'll have a story to tell as good as OP.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:55 pm to supatigah
This makes for awesome stories but it’s also why i am really against dates or significant others at the company parties.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:58 pm to supatigah
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Tits McGee left her date to go to the bathroom and she peed TWICE in the hall in front of the women's bathrooms. Once on a sofa, once on the carpet.
Is she a stripper or a cocker spaniel? Either way, just wack her in the snoot with a newspaper and yell "no". That'll learn her.
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:05 pm to supatigah
I will give as many fricks about your story as the number of pics of Tits McGee you post.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:12 pm to foshizzle
Lots of haterz in here for an admin thread. I bet someone got banned.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:17 pm to GRTiger
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Lots of haterz in here for an admin thread. I bet someone got banned.
Yep. That's why I sucked up to him. It's what a twat has to do.
It was a damn fine story.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:18 pm to LCA131
Best story I've read in a while, to be honest. I'll probably retell it as my own.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:19 pm to supatigah
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Houston Country Club
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women's bathrooms
Well, I'm guessing it wasn't Lochinvar Golf Club. The last time I was there the member I played golf with told me that there were no ladies rooms and women were not allowed on the property.
I would guess that the member who sponsored your wife's company party is thoroughly embarrassed.
Merry Christmas, right?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:22 pm to GRTiger
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I'll probably retell it as my own.
I don't blame you. No offense, but I don't think you'll be able to capture the magic like Supa did. The imagery, content... it was like being there... I'm still chuckling quietly.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:23 pm to supatigah
We had a guy go to the hospital 2 years ago after our CEO bought several rounds of shots.....we now have a Thursday night happy hour instead of a full-blown dinner, with after-party.
Still gets pretty rowdy, but they can shut it down if it gets out of control. Then the younger crowd will just move venues while the older crowd heads to bed.
Still gets pretty rowdy, but they can shut it down if it gets out of control. Then the younger crowd will just move venues while the older crowd heads to bed.
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:46 pm to supatigah
I could have used more details about the naked vagina, but all in all it was an enjoyable tale catching the essence of office Christmas parties.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 2:52 pm to TheChosenOne
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I could have used more details about the naked vagina, but all in all it was an enjoyable tale catching the essence of office Christmas parties.
looking forward to tonight's party the old lady has a bunch of hot women at her workplace, they all love to dress slutty and flirt, for some reason they all love to hang all over me, I probably remind them of their granddad or something
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:13 pm to 777Tiger
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some reason they all love to hang all over me, I probably remind them of their granddad or something
They probably want you to introduce them to Gary Sinise, the founder of the charity where you work.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:14 pm to LCA131
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Gary Sinise, the founder of the charity where you work.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:15 pm to supatigah
can you get me her numero?
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:17 pm to Winston Cup
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I would be upset about the policy changes, but I never really understood people who get trashed at company gatherings.
One of the trashiest things someone can do TBH.
Several years ago, a Director at my previous company got absolutely wrecked at the company Christmas party. She was always a hot mess anyway, but this was over the top.
She showed up to the party trashed with a random guy and proceeded to get sloppy, crying, falling down, blackout drunk. This was a fairly small company (~500 employees across the country), and our local branch office had only about 75 employees, so everyone knew everyone well and there was no blending in. The two C-level execs who were there pissed, and I ended up having to get her an Uber home because her date abruptly left after announcing she wasn't his responsibility because they weren't a couple.
The top ranking exec at our branch changed the open bar policy for future parties, and the Director got told to look for other jobs about a month later and ended up leaving shortly thereafter.
Moral of the story - don't get shitfaced and act like a dumbass at an office party.
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:23 pm to Feral
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