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Odds that this Spacex crew had sex while in orbit

Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:30 am
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:30 am
Most assuredly that milestone would be something that would be highly prized by past current and future space goers.

I’d say 75% chance they did it
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1941 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:35 am to
Middle of the night thought huh. Well...let's see some pics of the crew.

I'd figure it had already been done. That's one hard to turn down line... wanna be the first to bang in outerspace
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48940 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 4:09 am to



I’d take my chances with an alien first.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1466 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 4:59 am to
LMNO
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 6:36 am
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8046 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:55 am to
Judith Resnik, who died on the Challenger mission, was really pretty.

Also Watts from Armageddon.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69333 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:09 am to
Id probably do it just for the accomplishment.


250 mile club


Posted by Matador
Member since Oct 2012
270 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:14 am to
Imagine getting pregnant in space and giving birth to the first space baby
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12487 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:42 am to
I would say near 0%. They are probably monitored constantly, plus most of them are probably married. Who wants to be the first person to commit adultery in space?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:47 am to
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Imagine getting pregnant in space and giving birth to the first space baby


Here are my thoughts on that. Sperm may need gravity to swim upstream. So there is a chance the sperm never finds the egg because it gets lost in zero g, or the weaker sperm reach the egg but fail to fertilize the egg properly leading to a miscarriage or a genetic defect. But then there is also the greater chance that every thing is normal and a healthy baby is conceived.

My concern for the male astronauts is not having sex or masterbating for a few months or years then relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.

This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 8:24 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71317 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:50 am to
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That's one hard to turn down line... wanna be the first to bang in outerspace

Not a chance these two would be first. Buzz and Neil took care of that decades ago. It'll never happen again, though, we've lost the technology to do it.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37837 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:16 am to
I'd get pretty hard up after a few months and need to change the oil
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:17 am to
That IS an alien
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45243 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Judith Resnik, who died on the Challenger mission, was really pretty.



Did she die?





ETA: I love how the downvote queers slink in and downvote, but are too soy to say why they don't like it, before running back to suck a dick.
This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 8:17 am
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5502 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:26 am to
That’s not the SpaceX crew
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8514 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:33 am to
quote:

concern for the male astronauts on not having sex or masterbating for a few months or years then relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.


I’ve always wondered this. Most everything on a space flight is scripted. Do they have built in jerk off times?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
41981 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Imagine getting pregnant in space


Definitely has the vibe of a superhero (or super villain) origins story.

Toss in some random cosmic rays, and you've got a cross between The Hulk and Fantastic Four.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4872 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:43 am to
quote:

I’ve always wondered this. Most everything on a space flight is scripted. Do they have built in jerk off times?


I have to imagine they calculate the amount of time a male astronaut will be on a mission relative to vitals (age, T-count, etc) and determine they should:
A) push through it
B) allow for calculated relief
C) medicate (or just feed them soy)

Its worth a laugh thinking about him begging her to just turn around and spread her arse so he can rub one out without having to look at the rest of her.
Posted by LongDucDong911
Member since Jan 2024
378 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:45 am to
I would think the lack of gravity, would make the act very frustrating.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109480 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Who was the hottest girl to go to the space station?


Gotta be this Ruskie, I would think.





Anna Kikina
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2490 posts
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:04 am to
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relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.


Would you tell the other astronaut what the ropes or white bubbles are that are floating around? Or pretend to not know where they came from?
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