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Odds that this Spacex crew had sex while in orbit
Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:30 am
Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:30 am
Most assuredly that milestone would be something that would be highly prized by past current and future space goers.
I’d say 75% chance they did it
I’d say 75% chance they did it
Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:35 am to wallowinit
Middle of the night thought huh. Well...let's see some pics of the crew.
I'd figure it had already been done. That's one hard to turn down line... wanna be the first to bang in outerspace
I'd figure it had already been done. That's one hard to turn down line... wanna be the first to bang in outerspace
Posted on 9/15/24 at 4:09 am to wallowinit
I’d take my chances with an alien first.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 4:59 am to wallowinit
LMNO
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 6:36 am
Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:55 am to Woolfpack
Judith Resnik, who died on the Challenger mission, was really pretty.
Also Watts from Armageddon.
Also Watts from Armageddon.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:09 am to TDsngumbo
Id probably do it just for the accomplishment.
250 mile club
250 mile club
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:14 am to LanierSpots
Imagine getting pregnant in space and giving birth to the first space baby
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:42 am to wallowinit
I would say near 0%. They are probably monitored constantly, plus most of them are probably married. Who wants to be the first person to commit adultery in space?
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:47 am to Matador
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Imagine getting pregnant in space and giving birth to the first space baby
Here are my thoughts on that. Sperm may need gravity to swim upstream. So there is a chance the sperm never finds the egg because it gets lost in zero g, or the weaker sperm reach the egg but fail to fertilize the egg properly leading to a miscarriage or a genetic defect. But then there is also the greater chance that every thing is normal and a healthy baby is conceived.
My concern for the male astronauts is not having sex or masterbating for a few months or years then relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.
This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 8:24 am
Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:50 am to Tr33fiddy
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That's one hard to turn down line... wanna be the first to bang in outerspace
Not a chance these two would be first. Buzz and Neil took care of that decades ago. It'll never happen again, though, we've lost the technology to do it.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:16 am to TDsngumbo
I'd get pretty hard up after a few months and need to change the oil
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:24 am to Sam Quint
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Judith Resnik, who died on the Challenger mission, was really pretty.
Did she die?
ETA: I love how the downvote queers slink in and downvote, but are too soy to say why they don't like it, before running back to suck a dick.
This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 8:17 am
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:26 am to TDsngumbo
That’s not the SpaceX crew
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:33 am to Tarps99
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concern for the male astronauts on not having sex or masterbating for a few months or years then relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.
I’ve always wondered this. Most everything on a space flight is scripted. Do they have built in jerk off times?
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:34 am to Matador
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Imagine getting pregnant in space
Definitely has the vibe of a superhero (or super villain) origins story.
Toss in some random cosmic rays, and you've got a cross between The Hulk and Fantastic Four.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:43 am to fjlee90
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I’ve always wondered this. Most everything on a space flight is scripted. Do they have built in jerk off times?
I have to imagine they calculate the amount of time a male astronaut will be on a mission relative to vitals (age, T-count, etc) and determine they should:
A) push through it
B) allow for calculated relief
C) medicate (or just feed them soy)
Its worth a laugh thinking about him begging her to just turn around and spread her arse so he can rub one out without having to look at the rest of her.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:45 am to SouthEasternKaiju
I would think the lack of gravity, would make the act very frustrating.
Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:51 am to Woolfpack
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Who was the hottest girl to go to the space station?
Gotta be this Ruskie, I would think.
Anna Kikina
Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:04 am to Tarps99
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relieving yourself in space with ropes or white bubbles now floating all over.
Would you tell the other astronaut what the ropes or white bubbles are that are floating around? Or pretend to not know where they came from?
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