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re: Odd Topic of the day Thread. Muscles on Statues of Roman soldiers and other Greek Gods.

Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by TigerAllNightLong
Member since Jul 2023
1161 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 8:45 pm to
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people with big ones were considered stupid at the time.

Ban?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21364 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 10:30 pm to
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As an apprentice, jerking your master off was not gay.



You think your job sucks.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:34 am to
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All of the Greek statues have small weiners because people with big ones were considered stupid at the time.
I didn’t know that, because I’m a complete dumbass
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:36 am to
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You are right, I hate being in shape and looking good.
It’s not their preferred thing. Working out is for dudes who aren’t tall and don’t have a handsome face
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36756 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:36 am to
Small penises. Tiny.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49548 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 5:07 am to
Just staying alive back then was more of a workout than you probably do.
There were no fat, out of shape people - unless you were a worthless piece of shite royal family of some kind.

Even today - people from the 3rd world say about Americans = "only the poor people in US are fat."

Even when I was in high school back in the mid fifties, there were no fat kids.

My entire school career I only knew one fat girl - in 5th grade - her name was Irene - she was grossly fat and stank to high heaven (certainly had some sort of health problem)

But that was it - everyone was thin and 'in shape' - Wish I could. have appreciated that era while I was living it. Just coming out of the Great Depression - everyone worked their asses off - nobody was soft - what a great era.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21666 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 5:44 am to
Have you ever thought that those statues are not really statues but victims of Medusa?
Posted by MrFahrenheitDontLie
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
278 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:18 am to
It's possible. Remember thar slave workers were building buildings out of stone back then so the men were doing strong hard labor. Then your Trojan soldiers & roman soldiers were known to be strong minus the slave work they ate plenty of good food and did daily strength exercises in addition to their military training much like military guys do today.

Then of course the leaders would have access to all of that plus select "supplements." And Remember that all modern day medicine and supplements originated from plants and herbs anyway. So it would be more direct not diluted for the purpose of sale like it is now.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24026 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:20 am to
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That's the only explanation for starting this thread.


No. Just a very shallow person who stares at himself in the mirror.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 9:21 am to
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gay


Accurate
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14295 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 10:12 am to
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You are right, I hate being in shape and looking good.


Post a pic of yourself then ya Greek god
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9426 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 10:16 am to
At the Vatican museum, I was told that the church chopped off most of the penises of the statues in Rome to keep witches from fricking them. They kept them in a huge storage room.

That's all the light I can shine on the subject.
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