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re: NSFW: Kate Upton & Justin Verlander Pictured on Vacation
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:12 pm to blackmouth
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:12 pm to blackmouth
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A wimp
There's only a handful of humans that can throw a baseball 100+ mph.
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:16 pm to undecided
Pretty gross, above average face, below average body, little talent, huge tits = star.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:17 pm to Navytiger74
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At the very least she needs to get off this "natural woman" kick and get her chubby arse on the elliptical. No one is saying she has to become waif thin, but her body just looks mushy.
For the record, I've said the same thing about Miley Cyrus, and she's pretty skinny. Some chicks just need to embrace toning up.
I used to think she was beautiful, but damn if you aren't right about her coming back to the pack. I see dozens of girls just walking around Lincoln Park every day that are better looking than she is right now. And if she looks like that at 22...
She could start with some crunches and then a million squats. Those bird legs with a butt and stomach like that are a turn off. Really out of proportion.
Let's be clear, though: would still have no hesitations to smash.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:20 pm to AbuTheMonkey
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She could start with some crunches and then a million squats. Those bird legs with a butt and stomach like that are a turn off. Really out of proportion.
Elliptical at high resistance works wonders on the backside.
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Let's be clear, though: would still have no hesitations to smash.
Fo. Sho.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:22 pm to undecided
She really does need to hit the gym and tone up a bit. Girls with her body type can blimp up very fast.
With that being said I would still walk thru a mile long snake pit just to frick her brains out for 9 seconds.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:31 pm to WeeWee
She can hit the gym for 3 weeks before a shoot hardcore and be as hot as they come
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:45 pm to blackmouth
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A wimp and a blimp!
i mean she isn't thin, but seriously, is that what people think is a blimp?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:49 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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I am thinking a Tara Reid-like fall from a cliff. Minus the cigs, drugs, and alcohol I assume Reid consumed/consumes.
I'd rather bang Tara Reid in her present form than Upton in her present form. KU has never done anything for me
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:49 pm to undecided
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:54 pm to Lester Earl
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i mean she isn't thin, but seriously, is that what people think is a blimp?
No. But she is heavy for a childless, 22yo supermodel. And as the old folks might say, she doesn't have much of a shape to her. I've seen heavy chicks much better built than that--and they weren't supermodels.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:56 pm to Navytiger74
Bottom line is that it's all preference. Give me a choice between some hard bodied fitness model and Kate Upton and I choose Upton every time. I prefer a softer woman.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:06 pm to Goldrush25
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Give me a choice between some hard bodied fitness model and Kate Upton and I choose Upton every time.
We reserve the straw men for the poliboard. Now I for one would take a fitness model over Katie, but there is a whole lot in-between the two. I'm not saying she's disgusting looking, she's just too young to be that sloppy.
She's going to blow-up like late-sequence star the moment that embryo touches the wall of her uterus. Blee dat.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:07 pm to Navytiger74
She might.
I don't care though. I'm talking about today. And I'd smash today.
Eta: and brag about it forever
I don't care though. I'm talking about today. And I'd smash today.
Eta: and brag about it forever
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:08 pm to Navytiger74
That folks is a young Kirstie Alley. She gonna get big I tell ya!
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:10 pm to undecided
Humans are naturally attracted to those who are similarly attractive. He looks like shite. Nuff said.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:12 pm to greystreettoker
Nah. My last girlfriend was smoking hot and I'm just a fat wanna be cowboy.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:17 pm to undecided
From those photos she has a very oddly shaped body. If it weren't for her tits, she'd be below average.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:20 pm to lsufan27
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She can hit the gym for 3 weeks before a shoot hardcore and be as hot as they come
true. I am friends with a couple of girls like that. They are fine as freak when summer gets here, fat as freak come xmas time. They have nice tits year round though
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:25 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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I'm talking about today. And I'd smash today. Eta: and brag about it forever
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:30 pm to Navytiger74
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She's going to blow-up like late-sequence star the moment that embryo touches the wall of her uterus.
Someone's taking Astronomy this semester!
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