re: Now the Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play Thread

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Just got in from the annual pre-thanksgiving day lunch with my niece - 10 years in a row we've "snuck out" to go get Waffle House while other adults are cooking. One of my favorite traditions.

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I do a late night waffle house with my niece around Christmas because she usually arrives late the night before we leave. Now if our schedules align we will probably still sneak off to continue the tradition.

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If you already knew that and were just playing along, screw you. People get hurt doing dumb shite they read on the internet. Need to put an asterisk or a NSFDA warning on posts like this. If you didn’t know this then I saved your life. You’re welcome.

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Take your tampon out and shove it up your arse Susan

Beats me man. That's part of the problem. We are the only one with kids so it's a bigger deal to us than her other siblings. Once they have kids things will change. For entertainment sake I hope stuff happens but for family stability and overall happiness I hope it's a false alarm.

So far. My son who is 8 hours away at school had a dead battery right before the drive home. Got that changed and he drove home. Today the car is broken again and I had to have it towed to the shop. He is pouting cause now he can’t drive to Austin to shack up with his new girlfriend this weekend.
I spent today in Houston buying my deadbeat brother groceries and getting his ID renewed.
And my dementia father has called me 20 times asking what time I’m picking him up for thanksgiving. Daughter is going to have to sit next to him to make sure he doesn’t say anything offensive which he thinks is funny. 16 guests at my house tomorrow. Kill me now.

After having some Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play hall of fame moments in the past the last few years have been relatively quiet and nice because my mom has been visiting her sister and my in-laws have been going out of town on Thanksgiving. We have been picking up Thanksgiving dinner, eating early, and watching movies all day. It’s been nice. Well, less than 24 hours ago my entitled SIL decided, on no notice, that she is coming into town and expects everyone to change their plans to accommodate her. So my in-laws cancelled their trip and expects everyone to be at their house all day. So now my MIL is crying because she didn’t have time to cook(they are warming up KFC tomorrow), my FIL is pissed because their trip got canceled, my wife is upset because Thanksgiving is ruined, my kid is mad because he wanted to play Roblox in his pajamas all day,and my SIL is pissed because I refuse to go. That bitch doesn’t even like me, she just wants to control the whole situation. And it’s only Wednesday.