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re: Now the Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play Thread
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:21 am to Jake88
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:21 am to Jake88
Flew into Central Florida yesterday with Wife (no pics) so she can enjoy Thanksgiving with her family. Pothead SIL is hosting.
Wife would also like to take her niece and nephew to Disney. Well in advance arrangements were made, tickets booked hotel booked. Whatever you want baby (we all know the drill). Find out Tuesday SIL/BIL aren’t going which means niece and nephew aren’t going. Wife is crushed she cannot go to Disney with her niece and nephew. Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days? I feel like Clark Griswold. I love their children so it’s completely fine, but wtf you can’t let us know in advance? I’d would have rather gone to fricking Miami, same for my wife.
Wednesday, flight landed 12pm drive 1.5 hour north to visit with the kids and see if we can help in preparation for tomorrow. Nothing is done and the house is FILTHY. I asked SIL repeatedly if I could help prepare some of the food or get some things ready as she “works from home” but was repeatedly met with no. Wife was also incredibly off put by the state of the house and lack of preparation so we left after a few hours for nice dinner and many drinks. Very grateful we booked a hotel room.
This is our first holiday with her family in 4 years. Usually spend holidays with my family for obvious reasons and lucky for me likely will for all eternity. This morning she rolled over and said, let’s not do this again. I’m elated but playing the, “ok, are you sure? It’s not that bad.” game because I’m good like that. She’s now listing off all the reasons why we can never come back. Thanksgiving hasn’t even started and it’s already been a success/win for me. Just have to go grab a bottle of bourbon and push through the next 72 hrs. Wish me luck.
Wife would also like to take her niece and nephew to Disney. Well in advance arrangements were made, tickets booked hotel booked. Whatever you want baby (we all know the drill). Find out Tuesday SIL/BIL aren’t going which means niece and nephew aren’t going. Wife is crushed she cannot go to Disney with her niece and nephew. Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days? I feel like Clark Griswold. I love their children so it’s completely fine, but wtf you can’t let us know in advance? I’d would have rather gone to fricking Miami, same for my wife.
Wednesday, flight landed 12pm drive 1.5 hour north to visit with the kids and see if we can help in preparation for tomorrow. Nothing is done and the house is FILTHY. I asked SIL repeatedly if I could help prepare some of the food or get some things ready as she “works from home” but was repeatedly met with no. Wife was also incredibly off put by the state of the house and lack of preparation so we left after a few hours for nice dinner and many drinks. Very grateful we booked a hotel room.
This is our first holiday with her family in 4 years. Usually spend holidays with my family for obvious reasons and lucky for me likely will for all eternity. This morning she rolled over and said, let’s not do this again. I’m elated but playing the, “ok, are you sure? It’s not that bad.” game because I’m good like that. She’s now listing off all the reasons why we can never come back. Thanksgiving hasn’t even started and it’s already been a success/win for me. Just have to go grab a bottle of bourbon and push through the next 72 hrs. Wish me luck.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:25 am to Doby
quote:How did you get conned into this arrangement?
Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:31 am to Doby
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Well in advance arrangements were made, tickets booked hotel booked. Whatever you want baby (we all know the drill). Find out Tuesday SIL/BIL aren’t going which means niece and nephew aren’t going. Wife is crushed she cannot go to Disney with her niece and nephew. Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days?
I do not know this drill
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:32 am to Catahoula
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The quirkiest rule she had was she would let us have the Thanksgiving football games on TV but she wanted the sound off, all day, whether we were eating or not.
My Granny was the same way.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:32 am to Doby
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Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days?
A small price to pay to look like a rose while your wife comes around to the conclusion you want for the future. Consider it an investment in future years of sanity lol.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:34 am to Boston911
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How did you get conned into this arrangement?
Wasn’t a con, I wanted take the kids to Disney almost as bad as my wife. Perfect ages of 5 & 7. I’m not going to let two deadbeats disappoint my wife or take this away from their children.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:35 am to Boston911
Gabe weighing in. He’s an ex OU player who does this every year and posts what he eats all day with pictures of each plate and then weighs out later in the evening. Guy can pack away the pounds!
He also posted this about his toddler the other day:
Gabe Ikard
@GabeIkard
Every parent has moments where your kid does something and you’re like “I’m doing something right. That’s awesome.”
Just overheard my son singing Yung Joc’s “It’s Going Down” while he was taking a dump.
This was one of those moments.
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If tweet fails to load, click here. He also posted this about his toddler the other day:
Gabe Ikard
@GabeIkard
Every parent has moments where your kid does something and you’re like “I’m doing something right. That’s awesome.”
Just overheard my son singing Yung Joc’s “It’s Going Down” while he was taking a dump.
This was one of those moments.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:35 am to Salmon
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It’s a beautiful property (50 acres) with a pond, a 2 story house, a pool, a pool house, a wood shop, and another shop.
Sell that shite and pocket the cash
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:40 am to Salmon
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Of course, the drama might come today when they tell my brother and sister the plans
If you’re the eldest they can piss right off. If not, the can still piss off but with less urine.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:41 am to TheePalmetto
Brother and sister going to be irate if they get no cut out of that property
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:43 am to Doby
quote:are you going or not going?
Wife would also like to take her niece and nephew to Disney. Well in advance arrangements were made, tickets booked hotel booked. Whatever you want baby (we all know the drill). Find out Tuesday SIL/BIL aren’t going which means niece and nephew aren’t going. Wife is crushed she cannot go to Disney with her niece and nephew. Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days?
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:44 am to Boston911
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How did you get conned into this arrangement?
His wife has to be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or something.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:46 am to Jake88
My oldest sister isn’t coming to Thanksgiving this year. She and her husband of 20+ years got divorced earlier this year. She quickly fell in love with a guy from Utah who is like 15 years older than her that she met online. My parents, my other sister, and I know for a fact that she was talking to this guy well before she got divorced, so none of us approve of it. Now she and Utah dude are planning to get married (she’s been out there to see him 3 or 4 times) and he’s moving here to Alabama in December. She’s all pissed because we don’t approve and my parents have already said that they don’t want him to come to our family Christmas gathering since they’ve never even met him. Now she’s not talking to us. She was invited to Thanksgiving tonight but never even responded to the invitation.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:46 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Dude is paying for a family of 4 to go to Disney to make his wife happy 
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:48 am to Sun God
I’m confused
Is he saying they had plans but in laws couldn’t go because of money so now they’re going because he’s paying for it?
Is he saying they had plans but in laws couldn’t go because of money so now they’re going because he’s paying for it?
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:52 am to OU Guy
Jesus Gabe needs a lot of attention...would hate to have to share a room with someone like that
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:52 am to Doby
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Wasn’t a con, I wanted take the kids to Disney almost as bad as my wife. Perfect ages of 5 & 7. I’m not going to let two deadbeats disappoint my wife or take this away from their children.
Don't take this personally but there's something off about a man wanting to take someone else's kids to disney this badly.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:54 am to Jake88
I’ll add another honorable mention this year. This is the first time the wife (no pics) and I have traveled for thanksgiving, we drove up to her family’s lake house. Finally got to meet her aunt she’s always talking about, and how wild and good of a time she is. Well, she did not disappoint!!
We are playing a game Tuesday night after cooking and drinking all day, and shes absolutely sauced at this point. Well she flashes her bra a couple times at the table and I’m thinking yep I’m those puppies are coming out. About an hour later she goes outside and send its! Pops those dudes out and presses them against the sliding glass door lol!
Later when we go to bed I turned to the wife and said I saw your aunts tits tonight, she was like yep I told you.
We are playing a game Tuesday night after cooking and drinking all day, and shes absolutely sauced at this point. Well she flashes her bra a couple times at the table and I’m thinking yep I’m those puppies are coming out. About an hour later she goes outside and send its! Pops those dudes out and presses them against the sliding glass door lol!
Later when we go to bed I turned to the wife and said I saw your aunts tits tonight, she was like yep I told you.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 12:50 am
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:56 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Yeah he worded it in a profoundly confusing way
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