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re: Now I Know Two Murderers

Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1698 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:46 pm to
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You from Sikeston?

Close enough - Mississippi County.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88335 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:46 pm to
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You've never come close to killing anyone?
He must not be married.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32404 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:50 pm to
I went to middle school with a murdered. I didn't really like the guy very much though. My best friend actually beat him up in high school. Then, he shot someone in the head about 7 or 8 years later.
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11839 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
Sounds like you was spreading your arse cheeks for both of them to frick you. Lol
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1976 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 9:58 am to
Poplar Bluff here. Parents still live there
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 8:53 pm to
When I was around 17 years old, a friend and I were just sort of driving around Covington on a weeknight, enjoying being out from under our parents' thumbs.

Suddenly he became very insistent that he wanted to visit my grandparents, who lived in Covington and had never met him. I couldn't figure that out. There was no chance I was dropping in unannounced on my grandparents at 9PM with some random dude.

So he begs and pleads for a while, and I'm realllly trying to figure this shite out, but definitely not yielding. Finally, this weirdo decides he wants to go to this dock on the Tchefuncte River... not Old Landing, but the little dock in Tchefuncta Club Estates. Fine, I figure.

When we get there, he grabs the roadmap out of my glovebox, heads into the woods, voids his bowels, and cleans his arse with my Official DOT Roadmap of Louisiana.

Dude had wanted to pop in on my grandparents and drop a huge deuce.

Years later, I'm telling my wife this story, and I decide to see if he has a Facebook account... so I can show her exactly what this particular sort of degenerate looks like.

Seems map-boy is doing a life term for beating a man to death with a lamp while on a drug-seeking rampage:

LINK
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 8:59 pm to
Ok now this is a strange bump
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36744 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 9:03 pm to
I know two as well and I am sure that just about everyone heard about one of them.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 9:09 pm to
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Ok now this is a strange bump


I'm just really happy this guy has been brought to justice after what he did to my map.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85500 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 9:25 pm to
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Most of the people I’ve represented on murder charges didn’t have a violent rap. It’s usually a snap decision, which is why no penalty, whether the death penalty, life without the opportunity for parole, etc, has the least fricking effect on murder rates.


a lot of murders are domestic disputes but in urban areas most murders are drug deals and whatnot
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 9:35 pm to
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When we get there, he grabs the roadmap out of my glovebox, heads into the woods, voids his bowels, and cleans his arse with my Official DOT Roadmap of Louisiana.
WOW!

I’ve shiite before too! That coulda been me and y’all.

Except for the map part.

I would NEVER wipe me arse with a map of the Boot.


Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30942 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 10:01 pm to
I've known at least four murderers. A couple of childhood friends, a tenant in a rental property and a man who murdered his newborn.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
I know a few.

I hate that I do, makes me feel trashy.
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