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Nothing better than catching some ocean waves
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:33 am
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:33 am
I’m vacaying in Florida and spent the last two days catching some killer waves on my Deuce 40 CT. I was easily the best boarder out there. People were watching me ride wave after wave for hours, even taking some photographs.
One mom asked me to teach her kid how to do it like I could (not really sure if she wanted me to actually teach or just flirt). I tried to help her kid out but he was overweight and was working with some shitty off brand wal mart trash board. I made him ditch the board and body surf to teach him the fundamentals of catching the waves. Sometimes you gotta take it back to the basics. Told his mom she was doing him a disservice letting him get out of shape and getting him such a crappy board.
Happy surfing.
One mom asked me to teach her kid how to do it like I could (not really sure if she wanted me to actually teach or just flirt). I tried to help her kid out but he was overweight and was working with some shitty off brand wal mart trash board. I made him ditch the board and body surf to teach him the fundamentals of catching the waves. Sometimes you gotta take it back to the basics. Told his mom she was doing him a disservice letting him get out of shape and getting him such a crappy board.
Happy surfing.
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Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:34 am to Jon Ham
Getting a blowjob is better than catching ocean waves.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:34 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:35 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:36 am to Jon Ham
did you teach him to hold his chin up?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:36 am to Jon Ham
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Nothing better than catching some ocean waves
i mean its nice and all, but have you ever played farmville?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:37 am to Jon Ham
Now I'm positive you're trolling.
No one's posts can suck this much, except for maybe trillhog or rebeloke.
No one's posts can suck this much, except for maybe trillhog or rebeloke.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:37 am to JetsetNuggs
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Now I'm positive you're trolling.
Look at inspector gadget here.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:39 am to Jon Ham
You are doing “it” wrong.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:40 am to Jon Ham
Dear diary
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:41 am to TH03
What am I missing?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:42 am to Jon Ham
I loled.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:43 am to Graham Wellington Jr
im starting to really like ole john hamms quests throughout the world.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:46 am to Jon Ham
At what point did you take a minute to hit up farmville?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:47 am to Chad504boy
Come to post the FarmVille joke. Good job chad
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:52 am to stout
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What am I missing?
Copypasta
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:54 am to Jon Ham
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I’m vacaying in Florida
bullshite.....Florida wouldn't let you in
Posted on 6/20/18 at 9:59 am to Jon Ham
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Jon Ham
pecker alter
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:03 am to Nado Jenkins83
I could watch this gif all day.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:03 am to Jon Ham
Cool thread Spicolli
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