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NOT a Corona thread - Crystal Hefner is available gents (NSFW I guess)

Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:22 pm
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:22 pm
NSFW I guess even though I am assuming everyone is home with the disease or quarantining.

She has technically been on the market for three years but she is just now going public so I think she is indicating she is single and ready to mingle.

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Crystal Hefner is breaking out on her own.

The 33-year-old model told Us Weekly that she's "trying to find" herself following the death of her husband, Hugh Hefner.

Hugh passed away at the age of 91 in 2017, and since then, it's been "scary" for Hefner to find her own identity.

"It's been a whirlwind. It's been trying to find myself," she said. "I became someone else's identity for 10 years. I'm finding my own identity and place in the world. It's scary."

Hefner's been occupying her time by traveling since her husband died.


But before you guys line up, make sure it is for love.

quote:

But apparently she will inherit nothing of Hugh’s millionaire fortune because of an “ironclad” prenup she signed years ago.

Hugh and Crystal, who had a 60 year age gap, tied the knot on New Year’s Eve back in 2012 at the Playboy Mansion in L.A.

Instead, his fortune (which is estimated as a staggering $43 million), will be divided up between Hugh’s four children, a list of charities, and the University of Southern California.






Posted by 33inNC
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:23 pm to
I'm not saying she is a gold-digger, but...
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

33-year-old


That’s a rough looking 33.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:24 pm to
Gangbangs take it out of you, bro.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2544 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:24 pm to
Pass
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:25 pm to
She looks at least 50.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Gangbangs take it out of you, bro.


And put it in you... :Rimshot:
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

That’s a rough looking 33.
Damn... 33?! I’d have put her early/mid 40’s for sure.

Yikes.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:27 pm to
33 going on 60.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:28 pm to
She has nudes
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:28 pm to
A Playboy playmate has nudes? I don't believe you.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:32 pm to
It ruins the joke if I have to explain it.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:32 pm to
Hopefully her book deal compensates her for all the Viagra dick she had to endure.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

TH03


Hey.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
I'm sure she's been cummed in and fricked in every orifice one can think of.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Instead, his fortune (which is estimated as a staggering $43 million), will be divided up between Hugh’s four children, a list of charities, and the University of Southern California.


Honestly, I’m not that staggered. I would have guessed it would be a much higher number.

Seems like his mansion alone is worth $10 million.
Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:46 pm to
That Botox, though.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23354 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 4:24 pm to
She looks old for 33
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 4:25 pm to
Her cans are/were spectacular.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 4:40 pm to
She looks great for 52.
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