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NOT a Corona thread - Crystal Hefner is available gents (NSFW I guess)
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:22 pm
NSFW I guess even though I am assuming everyone is home with the disease or quarantining.
She has technically been on the market for three years but she is just now going public so I think she is indicating she is single and ready to mingle.
But before you guys line up, make sure it is for love.

She has technically been on the market for three years but she is just now going public so I think she is indicating she is single and ready to mingle.
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Crystal Hefner is breaking out on her own.
The 33-year-old model told Us Weekly that she's "trying to find" herself following the death of her husband, Hugh Hefner.
Hugh passed away at the age of 91 in 2017, and since then, it's been "scary" for Hefner to find her own identity.
"It's been a whirlwind. It's been trying to find myself," she said. "I became someone else's identity for 10 years. I'm finding my own identity and place in the world. It's scary."
Hefner's been occupying her time by traveling since her husband died.
But before you guys line up, make sure it is for love.
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But apparently she will inherit nothing of Hugh’s millionaire fortune because of an “ironclad” prenup she signed years ago.
Hugh and Crystal, who had a 60 year age gap, tied the knot on New Year’s Eve back in 2012 at the Playboy Mansion in L.A.
Instead, his fortune (which is estimated as a staggering $43 million), will be divided up between Hugh’s four children, a list of charities, and the University of Southern California.

Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:23 pm to jbgleason
I'm not saying she is a gold-digger, but...
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:23 pm to jbgleason
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33-year-old
That’s a rough looking 33.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:24 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Gangbangs take it out of you, bro.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:25 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
She looks at least 50. 
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:26 pm to Athos
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Gangbangs take it out of you, bro.
And put it in you... :Rimshot:
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:27 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:Damn... 33?! I’d have put her early/mid 40’s for sure.
That’s a rough looking 33.
Yikes.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:28 pm to Hangit
A Playboy playmate has nudes? I don't believe you.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:32 pm to TH03
It ruins the joke if I have to explain it.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:32 pm to jbgleason
Hopefully her book deal compensates her for all the Viagra dick she had to endure.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:36 pm to Athos
I'm sure she's been cummed in and fricked in every orifice one can think of.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 2:44 pm to jbgleason
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Instead, his fortune (which is estimated as a staggering $43 million), will be divided up between Hugh’s four children, a list of charities, and the University of Southern California.
Honestly, I’m not that staggered. I would have guessed it would be a much higher number.
Seems like his mansion alone is worth $10 million.
Posted on 3/16/20 at 4:25 pm to CHEDBALLZ
Her cans are/were spectacular.
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