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re: No Statues NOLA = Amazon

Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:25 am to
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:25 am to
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opulation can't read no good or pass a drug test.


Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11031 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:26 am to
There's a better chance the sun doesn't set tonight then Louisiana getting Amazon.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:26 am to
Will their headquarters be able to float? Whats their attendance policy based on incoming floods?
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32329 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:28 am to
Why don't you offer to ban yourself when this wild arse conjecture proves erroneous? They aren't going to consciously put their employees into the DMZ
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:29 am to
Yeah I'm guessing Amazon won't select a crime-riddled city with horrible infrastructure, and terrible schools in a state that's generally run by corrupt, incompetent people.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:29 am to
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Why don't you offer to ban yourself when this wild arse conjecture proves erroneous?


Well you called my bluff I'm nowhere near confident enough in my prediction for that
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23558 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:31 am to
If Amazon was going to open an office in Louisiana, it would be on the Northshore. New Orleans is shite.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
6010 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:32 am to
Will be fine, they can put it in federal city in Algiers
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:33 am to
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it would be on the Northshore


They would Never locate to that backwoods hillbilly heaven
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:34 am to
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Amazon will select NOLA for its future HQ2


Would love for that to happen but I'm pretty sure Amazon employees have to be able to read and write at a 12th grade level and be able to stand periodically with light lifting.

So it wont be Louisiana
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:35 am to
No, because landowners in NO believe the price of their land is equivalent to 50x the value and they will screw everyone else out of jobs unless they get the ungodly amount they will ask for the land.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:35 am to
you think amazon is building their new HQ in NOLA?




Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23558 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:35 am to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42934 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:35 am to
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If Amazon was going to open an office in Louisiana, it would be on the Northshore. New Orleans is shite


Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama can hang it up
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34301 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:38 am to
Drugs are bad
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25832 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:39 am to
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Amazon will select NOLA for its future HQ2


Incorrect. Amazon prefers their employees to remain alive and un-murdered.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39258 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:41 am to
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Sadly, due to our education system, demographics, and corruption; we most likely have less than 0% chance.



Do we get to go out and say Amazon is scared of black people if they don't come here?
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9977 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:41 am to
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How will the drainage be at the new Amazon HQ?



You say drainage, I say "transportation canals". Can't we just go all Venice or St Petersburg already??



Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:44 am to
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dfintlyHmmrd


Checks out.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16076 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:47 am to
I regret I have but only one downvote to cast....Austin, catch a clue, they dumped statues, too
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