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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:44 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:44 am
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"There are three bad things," Saban said while commenting on Tuesday's arrests of Alabama players Cam Robinson and Hootie Jones on gun and drug possession charges after they were found by Monroe police alone sitting in a car in a city park at 2 a.m.
"Nothing good happens after midnight. Nothing good happens when you're around guns unless you're going hunting. And you don't want to mess around with women you don't know because a lot of times bad things happen.
"In this case, a couple of those things were violated. I think it's going to be a learning experience for everybody on our team."
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Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Nick Saban's quick tips to keep out of jail
Be good at football, play at Bama.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
he forgot about drugs
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Those tips will actually keep you out of jail 99.9% of the time. 
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:46 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:pot meet candy
And you don't want to mess around with women you don't know because a lot of times bad things happen.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:46 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
All of that is extremely good advice that will fall on deaf ears.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:47 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Not an LSU coach so I hate him... He left LSU for Alabama so I hate him.... Alabama wins so I hate him.... I hate Les Miles because he is not Nick Saban...
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:47 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:48 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Sooooo, basically they will have a team meeting to discuss these things, the two players will be handled "internally" and Bama will Bama....
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:48 am to tduecen
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Not an LSU coach so I hate him... He left LSU for Alabama so I hate him.... Alabama wins so I hate him.... I hate Les Miles because he is not Nick Saban
Sums up this entire website
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 10:49 am
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:48 am to tduecen
Fair enough
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:48 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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And you don't want to mess around with women you don't know because a lot of times bad things happen
Yeah, but some of the time those things are fun, like anal, or threesomes.
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:49 am to tduecen
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Not an LSU coach so I hate him... He left LSU for Alabama so I hate him.... Alabama wins so I hate him.... I hate Les Miles because he is not Nick Saban...
Congrats on making a post that has nothing to do with the OP. But carry on, you're feeling smart
Posted on 5/20/16 at 10:49 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Nick Saban's quick a'ight tips to keep out of jail
Posted on 5/20/16 at 11:00 am to Bama and Beer
quote:including your presence? Doubt you understand that question.
Sums up this entire website
Posted on 5/20/16 at 12:16 pm to airfernando
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