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re: New significant other birthday etiquette...

Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:45 am to
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22639 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:45 am to
Get her a nice corsage. You won't regret it.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14970 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:47 am to
Get her flowers. Or better yet...

1.) Dinner reservation
2.) Single rose delivered upon pickup
3.) Gift Card to Bumble Lane for mani/pedi/massage/etc
4.) Profit
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:50 am to
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I've piihp many times already. We're good there...lol.


After a month of dating? This should changes everything on the gift ideas since she's a bit on the trashy/loose side.



Posted by Herb484
Member since Jan 2009
588 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:58 am to
I was in the same situation about a year ago to my now girlfriend. We were not official at the time so I bought her flowers and took her to a nice steakhouse........I won. I honestly don't think she would/can expect anything more.
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 9:59 am
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4098 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 9:59 am to
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with a stupid move that's too small


Guess your dick is out of the question then
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:00 am to
I was dating my now wife for about a month when her birthday popped up. I was a poor college kid and we weren't all that serious yet. Completely randomly (she had never mentioned wanting it or anything) I bought her a goldfish and bowl for it. Total of like $12. She looked at me like I was the weirdest person ever, but she loved it and we're married now, so I guess it worked.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179789 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:00 am to
How do you know how big his dick is? You've been spying on OP in the men's room?


Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23697 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:04 am to
A pearl necklace to end the night would be a nice gift.
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 10:05 am
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
25779 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:06 am to
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I bought her a goldfish and bowl for it.

Keep it quirky, like this fella. Except, I would suggest a gerbil and a bottle of lube.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14439 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:07 am to
Flowers, dinner, in the arse. Order is irrelevant
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
38514 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:29 am to
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I've piihp many times already. We're good there...lol.


After a month? Yeah she's a slut. I'm sure many others have as well..
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53497 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:31 am to
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bought her a goldfish and bowl for it. Total of like $12




How long did the fish last?
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:32 am to

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I've piihp many times already. We're good there...lol.


Then I believe this is the point that you give her an engagement ring. There's not much more to explore in the relationship.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162989 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:44 am to
quote:

take her to dinner and get her a small, very casual and informal gift
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:44 am to
Dinner at a smaller, intimate, more quiet restaurant and a couple of balloons. That means you care and are playful, but aren't a whackjob stage 5


In BR, Pinettas is always my go to spot for that type of situation. It is also my go to spot if I do something stupid and need to make up for it.
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 10:46 am
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:46 am to
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How long did the fish last?


Like a week . She ended up getting another fish for the bowl, then upgraded to a small tank and got second fish. Ended up keeping fish for like a year or so after that. It became a thing.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12073 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:46 am to
quote:

take her to dinner and get her a small, very casual and informal gift


She probably doesn't want sex as a gift.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:49 am to
And throw a wet noodle at her?
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:49 am to
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She probably doesn't want sex as a gift.


Are you sure Capt. Obvious? She's taken it up the arse several times in just the first month. Pretty sure she's a pro at the sex thing boss, and a sure thing to boot.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:49 am to
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A real boss would take her, some of her friends, or a few other couples all out to dinner.

You just started dating a month ago. Don't corner her up by herself on her birthday, just so you can get some arse. Consider her feelings, and reap the rewards later.


This is the correct answer. If all else fails do the opposite of Pectus....
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