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re: New girlfriend having untethered/unsupervised rifling session in your room
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:48 pm to ChanaMasala
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:48 pm to ChanaMasala
First,
don't communicate with Egg via text messages or voice-mail, only talk directly to her. This is important.
Let her know she can come over but she needs to be prepared to "do something" for you BEFORE you will allow her access to his room.
When she shows up, request sexual favors.
If she refuses, you will DENY access and any other wild accusations that she may claim.
Just tell roomie that you initially agreed and then reconsidered. When she showed up and you told her that you had changed your mind, she flipped out and you have no idea why she would accuse you of such a thing.
If she complies, have her satisfy you, then throw her out without allowing access.
At that point, you can tell your roomie that she came over and was willing to do anything to gain access to his room, but you wouldn't allow it.
He will thank you.
I am glad I could help.
You can thank me by posting some pics of this "fine young lady."
TL;DR
frick that bitch, then frick that bitch.
Post pics.
don't communicate with Egg via text messages or voice-mail, only talk directly to her. This is important.
Let her know she can come over but she needs to be prepared to "do something" for you BEFORE you will allow her access to his room.
When she shows up, request sexual favors.
If she refuses, you will DENY access and any other wild accusations that she may claim.
Just tell roomie that you initially agreed and then reconsidered. When she showed up and you told her that you had changed your mind, she flipped out and you have no idea why she would accuse you of such a thing.
If she complies, have her satisfy you, then throw her out without allowing access.
At that point, you can tell your roomie that she came over and was willing to do anything to gain access to his room, but you wouldn't allow it.
He will thank you.
I am glad I could help.
You can thank me by posting some pics of this "fine young lady."
TL;DR
frick that bitch, then frick that bitch.
Post pics.
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Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:48 pm to Paige
quote:If I was in your room we wouldn't be having words
I would be livid if someone went through my room and would be having words with whoever let it happen
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:49 pm to Paige
Terrible idea, do not even think about letting her access his room. It could be innocent if she is super religious and clueless to the ways of the world. But the odds are she is crazy and ridiculously possessive and is trying to find some ammo to use against him.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:51 pm to ChanaMasala
I wouldn't let "Egg" do it, if it were me, without at least giving your roommate a heads up. Just tell him, Egg wants to come by and search for something she left, see what he says- then when he comes back, Egg will still have the element of surprise, and your roommate will think you just helped Egg out.
However, if your roommate does not want Egg to search for "her lost item", then definitely do not let Egg come clean his room.
However, if your roommate does not want Egg to search for "her lost item", then definitely do not let Egg come clean his room.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:54 pm to Kafka
quote:
did she come first?
My guess is her name is Nicole, as in Eggert.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:55 pm to Ponchy Tiger
You need to do the world a favor and put this chick in her place. She needs to realize that that's not an okay idea, and frick her (figuratively) for trying to pressure you. If you give in, your roomie has full right to sock you in your teeth.
Her motives are either sinister or naive. She needs to get the message that neither is acceptable.
Her motives are either sinister or naive. She needs to get the message that neither is acceptable.
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:56 pm to ChanaMasala
Just talk to your friend and tell him what's up. Maybe he will welcome a thorough cleaning of his room. If he says no, then just tell her you don't have the right to give her permission to do that. Tell her you think it is a very nice gesture, and you will let her decorate the general living area, but his bedroom is off limits without his permission.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:00 pm to Paige
Just say no. You do not have to give a reason, or argue with her.
Keep in mind that no means no when she keeps trying to pry her way in. Evangelical types are the worst for taking no as an answer.
Ask for gash pics if she persists. She won't send them but it will sure change the subject.
Keep in mind that no means no when she keeps trying to pry her way in. Evangelical types are the worst for taking no as an answer.
Ask for gash pics if she persists. She won't send them but it will sure change the subject.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:02 pm to Hangit
Lol gash pics.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:03 pm to ChanaMasala
So tell me again why you, or any normal person, wouldn't just relay this information to your roommate? What's wrong with you?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:05 pm to ChanaMasala
quote:
My roommate left for the Thanksgiving break and will be gone til some time next week.
He recently started "courting"- his words, not mine- a girl who I hardly know. She seems like a fine young lady, but is very involved with an Evangelical super-church in Baton Rouge.
Said roommate used to be quite a partier, including a partaker of the devil's lettuce and had the requisite glass collection.
Since beginning the courtship in question, he has/had cut back a great deal and seems to be making an earnest attempt at bettering himself for this girl.
whole thing destined to fail miserably. Text him and say what she wants and that this will all fail. Tell her no, and this will all fail. Then go live the rest of your life.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:07 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
It has been done, he asked me to remove his bongs, a couple of posters, and some spent condoms in the corner under his bed by the wall. He laughed it off, said "no big deal hahahahhahaha", she's coming at 8:30am tomorrow, which kind of bums me out.
Will update tomorrow.
Will update tomorrow.
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:07 pm to ChanaMasala
Can we see pics of her rifling? I'm here to see her twist rate.
She might be smooth bore?
She might be smooth bore?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:08 pm to Hangit
quote:
Just say no. You do not have to give a reason, or argue with her.
This is also good advice. Mine is designed to maybe give you a chance to hit dat arse because this won't last with your friend.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:09 pm to ChanaMasala
quote:
and some spent condoms in the corner under his bed by the wall.
this guy is a mess and he's dating a mess. Good luck. As roommate, prepare for some shitty nights
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:13 pm to ChanaMasala
quote:what a pussy
said "no big deal hahahahhahaha
quote:what a pussy
she's coming at 8:30am tomorrow, which kind of bums me out.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:14 pm to LfcSU3520
quote:
whole thing destined to fail miserably. Text him and say what she wants and that this will all fail. Tell her no, and this will all fail. Then go live the rest of your life.
Could you clarify your stance some more? Do you think it's going to fail?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:18 pm to ChanaMasala
You moved some used rubbers for your roommate?
No matter how this turns out, he owes you a few favors...
No matter how this turns out, he owes you a few favors...
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:25 pm to ChanaMasala
Evangelical
She's already decided she's going to find something
Move out
Change your phone number
She's already decided she's going to find something
Move out
Change your phone number
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:25 pm to forever lsu30
excellent point 
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