Nervous about my trip to Canada.

Good luck getting past the wall.

They built a wall to keep us out. didnt u hear?

ETA- god damnit burdman

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What kind of culture shock can an American expect, mates?

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For starters, it's Canada, not Australia.

Well for starters, I hope you at least learned their language. So rude for American to venture into foreign countries and only speak American.

Secondly, remember that they drive on the opposite side of the road.

And finally, remember that Canadians wipe with their left hand, so don't shake their hands.

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little stuff like drinking the water

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You don't have to worry about that in Canada. Come on man.

Its kind of hard to tell if this is a joke post. Canadians are just about the nicest people on Earth and love Americans. Quebec can be a lot different, but other than that, the only difference between there and America is it will be clean, the people will be nice, and have a different accent.

brush up on your Chuck Mangione

You better learn not to look anybody in they eye or you'll live to regret it. Canadians are an angry, violent people who hate Americans and can sense when one is around. It's common for packs of roving Canadian marauders to patrol the streets with large, wooden implements called "hockey sticks" and beat foreigners to death with them. Beware the Labatt beer and maple syrup as they are both highly addictive to someone born without a natural tolerance. The Canadian mounted police often come off as cordial but have a reputation for getting a little too friendly with American males as their justice system is corrupt. Good luck.

if you have ever gotten a DUI you will almost certainly be denied entry.

How do you feel about receiving insincere apologies?